Anyone Fancy Going On Holiday With David Icke...???

LADY TIS-SHINE wrote:This sounds like a dream come true, to actually see Mr David Icke and hold his hands and tell him to his face how enlightened one has become.
You know something, I do feel that ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE DIF SHOULD BE PREMMIE SUBSCRIBERS because that forum is a platform for them to actually post stuff that another forum will never allow, like the Inifate Icke forum which will only allow threads which do not question them.
Peru, lovely and does Mr David Icke know that there are loads of UFOs which travel special there.

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Here You Go, The Same Trip, Minus Icke, Half The Price...

SEPTEMBER EQUINOX IN THE ANDES WITH MALLKU
- Embracing the Master Path -

13 Day Soul-Journ to the Andes of Peru
September 17 - 29, 2012 • Price (US)$3605

http://www.sacredperuadventures.com/programs/2012/September/2012_andes_september_itnerary.html

John Drake wrote:

My best so far is the same price as yours but 15 days and flights included.

I dont mind Icke making money out of the fools its the claim that he's making no money thats the piss off. He must be making 4 grand per person at least. We cant even get him for scamming because they have now said should they make any money it will all be put back into the cause, yeah paying Ickes bills that everyone gets.

Hi,

A friend of mine who is a very attractive tall and voluptuous blonde haired woman recently got back from 3 weeks in peru living in the jungle with the shamen taking ayahuasca.

In the lead up to the trip she was really looking forward to it, she's been doing courses in spiritual development, enlightenment, learning, personal growth and broadening of the senses and the mind etc. for many years.
For her, the trip to Peru was to be the culmination of years of voyaging into the frontiers many refuse to acknowledge exist, a gateway to the next level of learning if you will.

Because she is attractive and blonde, her experiences with a lot of men have been negative.
(you know, being harassed sexually, and constantly fending off horny husbands and drunk losers).
One of the reasons she went to the jungle is because she wanted to clear her perceptions and to rid herself of the "most men are perverts and arseholes" mindset.

So anyway......

First day there the supposed "shaman" sneaks into her tent with a hard on in his soccer shorts and is grabbing her and rubbing himself all over her, and humping her legs as she is kicking and slapping him away, whilst high on ayahuasca.
He's demanding sex and she's freaking out.

She complains to the people onsite in charge of the "shamen" and gets told, "This is not the first time we've had a complaint about him, don't worry about it".

So for the next three weeks, he's there trying to gross her out by flickering his tongue at her crotch every time she's in proximity and when they did this cleansing bath thing, he insisted on taking her into the baths alone and tried to pull her clothes off.

So instead of conversing with god, experiencing her own death and ridding herself of demons and talking with multi dimensional entities about the nature of reality, she spent three weeks paranoid to fuck hiding in her tent and planing how to murder her spiritual guide if he tried to rape her.

nice.

I don't know what the credentials for being a shaman are, but i'd wager being a horny rapist and a sick fucker were not the requests in the ad and that was not in the brochure.

She's pretty much resigned to the fact that most men are beasts and still saying it was an amazing trip, but she is highly pissed off at the moment and is recomposing herself before putting in an official complaint with the tour organiser.

http://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=37987

K-Federino wrote:in other news, arnold schwarzenegger..... came with a gun & an angel's halo

We also wish to make it clear that David receives no money from this tour.
Nothing.
We are doing this for him, Linda, Neil and Sean as a GIFT for their hard work.
Proceeds from Peru are used to fund future event experiences and community endeavours and no one profits personally from this tour.
If there are excess funds they will be directly used to further the cause.

http://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=200323&page=11

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:One Dollar = One Child Saved...
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As parents in the United States, most make sure their children are vaccinated and healthy.
Help us save another mother and father's child.
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Will you join us to vaccinate a village of children and help put an end to this fight?

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That $7497.00 Spent On A Naval Gazing Trip To Peru...

X 20 Which Is $149940 Could Save A Lot Of Lives....
(150,000 Children)

We also wish to make it clear that David receives no money from this tour.
Nothing.
We are doing this for him, Linda, Neil and Sean as a GIFT for their hard work.
Proceeds from Peru are used to fund future event experiences and community endeavours and no one profits personally from this tour.
If there are excess funds they will be directly used to further the cause.

http://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=200323&page=11

Not Indulge A Lot Of Psychopants On A Glorified Office Party...!!!

(And Also Why Would There Be Excess Monies...)

Billy Ruben wrote:

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:One Dollar = One Child Saved...
Join the International Measles Initiative and Help Us Save Lives Today!!!

Each day, 450 people in our world die from measles--a disease that is entirely preventable with a vaccine that costs less than $1. One dollar for a life that is priceless.

We can help save lives.
The American Red Cross of Northeast Indiana has joined the Measles Initiative in an effort to vaccinate children in village after village across the globe and we hope that you will consider joining us.
As parents in the United States, most make sure their children are vaccinated and healthy.
Help us save another mother and father's child.
Our parents made sure that we were vaccinated against measles.
Now, let's give this opportunity to another family.

If we join together asking our friends, classmates, and colleagues to help, we can vaccinate an entire village of people!
Our hope is that our team can collect at least $1,000 to protect the lives of 1,000 children.
Will you join us to vaccinate a village of children and help put an end to this fight?

Measles can be prevented. When we donate, they vaccinate. And we all save lives.

http://redcrossofnei.blogspot.com/2010/11/one-dollar-one-child-savedjoin.html



That $7497.00 Spent On A Naval Gazing Trip To Peru...

X 20 Which Is $149940 Could Save A Lot Of Lives....
(150,000 Children)

We also wish to make it clear that David receives no money from this tour.
Nothing.
We are doing this for him, Linda, Neil and Sean as a GIFT for their hard work.
Proceeds from Peru are used to fund future event experiences and community endeavours and no one profits personally from this tour.
If there are excess funds they will be directly used to further the cause.

http://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=200323&page=11

Not Indulge A Lot Of Psychopants On A Glorified Office Party...!!!

(And Also Why Would There Be Excess Monies...)

The money you blow up your nose on cocaine could save a village in Botswana.The tribal people can make cow dung sculptures of the
"Beneficent Great White Provider",worshipped as a demi-god and a troupe of negroid concubines willing to be impregnated by this great white sky god.Have initiation rituals,where you get drunk and break each others noses,imitating this gods flaws,perceived to be the mark of the creator.You'll be worshipped like some cargo-cult,The Cult Of Sod...

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:

Billy Ruben wrote:

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:One Dollar = One Child Saved...
Join the International Measles Initiative and Help Us Save Lives Today!!!

Each day, 450 people in our world die from measles--a disease that is entirely preventable with a vaccine that costs less than $1. One dollar for a life that is priceless.

We can help save lives.
The American Red Cross of Northeast Indiana has joined the Measles Initiative in an effort to vaccinate children in village after village across the globe and we hope that you will consider joining us.
As parents in the United States, most make sure their children are vaccinated and healthy.
Help us save another mother and father's child.
Our parents made sure that we were vaccinated against measles.
Now, let's give this opportunity to another family.

If we join together asking our friends, classmates, and colleagues to help, we can vaccinate an entire village of people!
Our hope is that our team can collect at least $1,000 to protect the lives of 1,000 children.
Will you join us to vaccinate a village of children and help put an end to this fight?

Measles can be prevented. When we donate, they vaccinate. And we all save lives.

http://redcrossofnei.blogspot.com/2010/11/one-dollar-one-child-savedjoin.html



That $7497.00 Spent On A Naval Gazing Trip To Peru...

X 20 Which Is $149940 Could Save A Lot Of Lives....
(150,000 Children)

We also wish to make it clear that David receives no money from this tour.
Nothing.
We are doing this for him, Linda, Neil and Sean as a GIFT for their hard work.
Proceeds from Peru are used to fund future event experiences and community endeavours and no one profits personally from this tour.
If there are excess funds they will be directly used to further the cause.

http://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=200323&page=11

Not Indulge A Lot Of Psychopants On A Glorified Office Party...!!!

(And Also Why Would There Be Excess Monies...)

The money you blow up your nose on cocaine could save a village in Botswana.The tribal people can make cow dung sculptures of the
"Beneficent Great White Provider",worshipped as a demi-god and a troupe of negroid concubines willing to be impregnated by this great white sky god.Have initiation rituals,where you get drunk and break each others noses,imitating this gods flaws,perceived to be the mark of the creator.You'll be worshipped like some cargo-cult,The Cult Of Sod...

Well Fortunatley, I Am Not Prince Phillip,

And My Desire To Be Treated Like An Elitist Will Only Apply When I Invite People To Come And Spend Some Time On My Boat,

If They Choose To Make A Spliff Or Wash My Feet In Their Tears,

Well That's Their Buisness...

Tears Please...!!!

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:I Even Wonder If There Is A Way I Could Get You To Blighty...

I Have Heard Mothercare Is Looking For A Bouncer...!!!

Billy Ruben wrote:

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:I Even Wonder If There Is A Way I Could Get You To Blighty...

I Have Heard Mothercare Is Looking For A Bouncer...!!!

I'm no thug for hire,just have a beef with you...and Droike.Look,why waste time on you,when I can enjoy myself in Groningeng,NL's.You have a few natural features that I like,some ancients sites of interest and if I was ever to get back into the work-force
cause I'm too old to finish my degree,thankyou NSW police and the occultist,I'd end up as a wards-man,or hospital porter to you.Mmmm,keep that quiet.And no,I would'nt discuss masonic rings,UFO's,but would befriend a few nurses for some late night action in store-rooms.

There's some fringe benefits to the job worth taking.

Billy Ruben wrote:

As long as you don't take advantage of someones pain and get her back on the coke again,destroying her,could'nt give a toss what you do.I see nothing romantic about you,your barge or the filthy stinking rivers you have near gloustershire.I was born in Glouster,NSW,beautiful country town,with rivers full of gold,silver and gems.Not deep waterways like yours,but far better than anything you'll ever experience.

Hehehe,I have plans for you and that boat.Bit of a seal I am.very good at what I do...glug,glug,glug...

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:

Billy Ruben wrote:

As long as you don't take advantage of someones pain and get her back on the coke again,destroying her,could'nt give a toss what you do.I see nothing romantic about you,your barge or the filthy stinking rivers you have near gloustershire.I was born in Glouster,NSW,beautiful country town,with rivers full of gold,silver and gems.Not deep waterways like yours,but far better than anything you'll ever experience.

Hehehe,I have plans for you and that boat.Bit of a seal I am.very good at what I do...glug,glug,glug...

Oh Billy You Overestimate Me,

I Wish I Had The Infleunce To Create A Zombie Drug Army,

Unfortunatley The Drugs Do It For Themselves...

I Am Merely The Vessel....

Coca Cola Being My Torpedo...

But On A Micro Scale...!!!!