David Icke Recruits Midget Army To Defeat The NWO...!!!

McKallisti Of The Sods Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:44 pm

David Icke Recruits Midget Army To Defeat The NWO...!!!

Ivan Frasier said...

And when he waltzed into my house and sat down without invitation then swiped my cat off the arm of the chair without a blink, I realised that he wasn't spiritual at all.

If Anyone Has Been To An Icke Circle Jerk In The Last Year,

And It Has Only Lasted For 4 Hours...

It Is Because Icke Is Using Lookalikes...

David Icke Recruits Midget Army To Defeat The NWO...!!! Fuzzycupid

David Icke Recruits Midget Army To Defeat The NWO...!!! Fuzzycupid

He Pays Them On A Sliding Height Scale...

That's Why He Only Employs Midgets, These Days...

Daisys Job Is Safe...!!!

cthulhu

McKallisti Of The Sods Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:15 pm

Daisys Job Is Safe...!!!

David Icke Recruits Midget Army To Defeat The NWO...!!! Seanadl

Billy Ruben Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:02 pm

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:01 am

David Icke Recruits Midget Army To Defeat The NWO...!!! Smthemaskhh8

Billy Ruben Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:04 am

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! wrote:

Best work you've done,besides those Icke comics,love Mad-Cap threads like these.

thumbs up

McKallisti Of The Sods Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:26 am

David Icke Recruits Midget Army To Defeat The NWO...!!! Pulpscifima6

I Peaked In 2009,

At The Cropcircles...

I Took Enough Drugs To Kill A Horse...

Well Most Of Them Were Probably Horse Tranquilisers Anyway...

There Was The Universe Stretched Out Infront Of Me...

It Was Mine For The Taking...

I Reached Out To Grasp Her Ample Charms....

Then There Was A Loud Popping Noise In My Head...

And It Was Gone...

It Wasn't A Stroke Either...

It Was Like The Universe Dissapeared In An Instant...And It Got Sucked Into My Head...

I Suppose I Went Quantum...

And Became Heisenberg,

The Observer Infleuncing The Observed...

Everything After That Has Became The Killing Joke...!!!

The Fly In The Ointment,

The Spanner In The Works,

The Ghost In The Machine And All That Tomfoolery...!!!

cthulhu

Billy Ruben Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:31 am

Wish I had better drugs for that last post,so I could appreciate it properly.Handfuls of Valerian just does'nt cut it and starting to mellow out.No...I want to roast her some more...damn.

damn

McKallisti Of The Sods Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:19 am

David Icke Recruits Midget Army To Defeat The NWO...!!! Mandelbrot_Animation0

(i) It was not until my fifth DMT trip that I became aware of alien contact.
I took two inhalations from a mixture of 75 mg of DMT wax (less than 100"/0 pure) and mullein.
The visual hallucination was experienced as overwhelming, totally amazing, incredible and unbelievable.
I could only surrender to the experience, reminding myself that I would survive and attempt to deal with the sense that what I was seeing was completely impossible.
I wondered whether this was what dying was like and reassured myself, through noting my breathing, that I wits still alive.
What I was experiencing was happening too quickly to comprehend.
At one point I suddenly became aware of beings,, who were rapdily flitting about me.
They appeared as dark, stick-like beings silhouetted against a rapidly- changing kaleidoscopic background.
Although I could not make out much detail, I definitely feIt their presence.

(ii) On the sixth occasion I took two inhalations of about 35 ms of pure DMT in a glass pipe.
Immediately upon closing my eyes I was overwhelmed by visual hallucination.
This seemed to last but briefly, whereupon I passed abruptly through to another realm, los- ing all awareness Of my body.
II was as if there were alien beings there waiting for me, and I recall that they spoke to me as if they had been awaiting my arrival, but I cannot remember exactly what was said.
This time, rather than (or as well as) flitting about me, the entities approached me from the front, rapidly and repeatedly, appearing to enter and pass through me.
I could make no sense of what was happening.
I opened my eyes and made contact with my companions, locating myself once move in the room from which had begun. Immediately I completely forgot what I had just experienced.
The contents of the room appeared stable but weirdly distorted.
I was able to recognize and to talk to my companions, but I felt and appeared very disoriented. ....
The memory of this experience came back only when, Inter that evening, I smoked the remainder of what was left in the pipe -- not enough to break through, but enough for me to remember....

(iii) ...I got deeply into the visual hallucination.
I was barely able to remind and to reassure myself that "DMT is safe," though I had some difficulty recalling tire name "DMT.
With eyes closed, I experienced intense, overwhelming visual imagery.
I was seeing a large, extremely colorful surface, like a membrane, pulsating toward and away from me.
...I recalled that I had seen this before, on previous DMT trips, but had forgotten it.
During this experience I was aware of my breathing and heartbeat, and was careful to continue breathing deeply.
The pattern was in intense hues, and its parts seemed to have meaning, as if they were letters of an alphabet, but I could not make sense of it.
I was quite amazed.
I felt that I was being shown something, and I tried to understand what I was seeing, but could not.
I also heard elf-language, but it was not meaningful to me.
Eventually the visions subsided with no breakthrough and no overt alien contact.

(iv) ! smoked at around 2 a.m. with little effect and some vaguely unpleasant visual hallucination (harlequin-like gargoyles?).
This might have been due to being tired and to having eaten substantially a few hours before.
There was a sense of alien presence.
Upon awakening next morning I noticed that my electronic alarm clock, while obviously still "ticking," had stopped at the time I had been smoking the previous night.
I have never known the clock to stop in this way before or since.

(v) Smoked 40-50 mg of DMT wax. ...An overwhelming and con- fusing experience.
My heart rate seemed to go way up, which caused me some concern.
I had to remind myself that one does not die from smoking DMT.
The experience was disjointed and erratic.
There were white flashes, like subtitles in a film, except that they were not verbal but rather like a white-energy-being rushing quickly through the scene from left to right (what I now think of as "the white lightning being").
There was a strange, incomprehensible auditory hallucination.
Confusing and unpleasant.
I reflected that this is what hell might be like (good practice for hell: stay calm and try to observe what is happening).

(vi) Upon lying back I became aware of brightly colored, moving patterns, which I remembered having seen before on DMT (but having forgotten about -- indeed even now, a half-hour later, I cannot recall them clearly).
I was then immersed in a totally weird state, like being in a large multicolored hall whose walls (if it had walls) were moving incomprehensibly.
...Apart from occasional awareness of my breathing I was hardly aware of my body at all.
I seemed to be in another world, disembodied, and feeling flabbergasted.
I seemed to be aware of the presence of other beings in the same space, but had only fleeting glimpses of them, as if they were shy about appearing to me.
In this state I did not know what to do.
It was as if I was offered a wish by the dragon but dill not understand what was being offered -- or even that there was a dragon at all.
Throughout there was elf-music, and elf-language in the background.
I did not attend much to this since the visual effects were so overwhelming.
As the influence of the DMT wore off I felt myself losing contact with this state and I knew that I would forget what was happening. It felt as if there were beings "waving goodbye. "

(vii) I smoked 40 mg of pure DMT mixed with some marijuana. ...I quickly entered into the trance state without noticing any great amount of the usual patterned visual hallucination.
...I seemed to be falling away, spiraling into some large, black void, after which I seemed to be in a bright, open space in the presence of two other beings.
Their forms were not very clear, but they seemed to be like children, as if we were together in a playground.
They appeared to be moving very rapidly....
The two beings seemed to be frying to attract my attention, and to communicate something to me, but I could not understand.
It was as if they were trying to make me understand where I was.
One even seemed to be holding up a sign, like a speech balloon, but, as I recall, the sign was blank.
I attended to my breathing, and with this came an increased sense of serf- identity, and with this a lessening of contact with the two beings.

(viii) Smoked 40 mg spread over mint leaves, in three tokes, sifting upright.
1Lly intention was to see what spirits, if any,, are currently about me.
As the experience came upon me I managed to keep that intention, or at least, "What spirits...'" and also remembered to breathe regularly.
A strange state of mind ensued, one of dynamic, patterned energy, in which I was not sure whether I was perceiving a scene, with a moving being, or not.
I finally realized that the answer to my question regarding spirits was that there were indeed many around me, and that they were merry, hiding and playing a joke on me.
However, I did not specifically see or hear any.

(ix) Smoked 40 mg of DMT wax spread over mint leaves as usual, sifting up leaning against a pillow....
As the trance came on I was overwhelmed with visual imagery that I did not even attempt to make sense of.
I struggled to remember who I was.....[I]] turned my attention to the visual component, and what I saw was an incredible amount of stuff coming at me in waves, sort of rolling toward me.
There were two beings in the scene, and they were doing the rolling, definitely throwing all this stuff at me -- I don't know why.
The scene changed, and there was more visual hallucination, but I don 't remember the details -- all happening very quickly.

Peoples Experiences On Mind Bending Drugs...

I seemed to be in another world, disembodied, and feeling flabbergasted.

Yes, I Got A Bit Flabbergasted Too...

http://www.erowid.org/splash.php

cthulhu

Billy Ruben Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:44 am

I'm Flabbergasted that you would be flabbergasted at using the word,Flabbergasted.

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:50 am

Billy Ruben wrote:I'm Flabbergasted that you would be flabbergasted at using the word,Flabbergasted.

Get Your Own Material Billy Boy...That's Copywrite Infringement @M'Tsar...!!!

cthulhu

Billy Ruben Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:15 am

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:I'm Flabbergasted that you would be flabbergasted at using the word,Flabbergasted.

Get Your Own Material Billy Boy...That's Copywrite Infringement @M'Tsar...!!!

Here,I'll steal your emboldered trademark colour too.

He's got great tits as a midget.There's a midget at the skate-park that picks fights with everybody in town.Even had a go at me.I considered throwing him under a school bus,but thought that was sinking a bit low,even for myself.

DO YOU HAVe,the Mstar,great forum tantrum he threw a few years ago ?
Can you re-print it if yes?

I liked him,but his water from Mars shit put me off...it was a bit,how you say,Woo for me to believe.

But he is a sexy gyppo mystic,just like me.I'm sure you drew parallels a few times with secret chagrin.Well,you can say it out loud now,I won't go ballistic spastic,as long as you don't say I pm'ed you child porn.But don't mind a bit of gay porn.As long as they're buff,not hairy backed over weight toads like Ron Jeremy.

Billy Ruben Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:17 am

ROFLMAO...you can't answer even if you wanted to.

Your monicker

Everybody Loves Sod...has rimshot

...reached 666 post.
Can't break the mold old chap...that's unlucky.

lmao

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