Gary Motherfucking McKinnon
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Gary Motherfucking McKinnon
You have just been awarded your Master's Degree in Cancer Research. In 1 hour you are going to have an interview to get the job of a lifetime with a six digit salary. You'll be able to pay off your student loans no problem. You switch on the TV and what do you see? GARY MOTHERFUCKING MCKINNON has just found the cure for cancer.
John Drake- Posts : 1624
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It's 1997 and your downloading Pokemon porn on your 56k modem. The zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You have been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants getting ready for the bigest five knuckle shuffle of your life. At that moment guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING MCKINNON.
John Drake- Posts : 1624
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Gary McKinnon just finished kicking your arse at Tekken. He's thirsty and gets up to fetch a drink. He Walks straight into a mirror, and ends up in a coma. Why? Because not even GARY MOTHERFUCKING MCKINNON is safe from GARY MOTHERFUCKING MCKINNON.
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Your walking home at night and a mugger attacks you with a knife. You are able to drive him off using years of karate lessons, still sustaining some deep knife wounds. Guess who shows up and asks you for your wallet with a baseball bat? Gary MOTHERFUCKING McKinnon, thats who.
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John Drake- Posts : 1624
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Droike wrote:It's 1997 and your downloading Pokemon porn on your 56k modem. The zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You have been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants getting ready for the bigest five knuckle shuffle of your life. At that moment guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING MCKINNON.
Who the hell is Gary McKinnon?? Is he that computer hacker or something, or is he a mate of Hagbard Celine's. You need fresh air Droike, and talking about this porn, it comes from flaming cartoon!!! Really you should draw some yourself and who knows you might even enjoy the experience you Woman-hating, Moonmad, foulmouthed, tragic-life-story Droike.
Lady Tis-Shine- Posts : 1773
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You have just fended off a shark, you are hurt and tired but you can climb onto the boat when who shows up to stomp your fingers? GARY MOTHERFUCKING MCKINNON!
John Drake- Posts : 1624
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Tiswas wrote:
Who the hell is Gary McKinnon?? Is he that computer hacker or something, or is he a mate of Hagbard Celine's. You need fresh air Droike, and talking about this porn, it comes from flaming cartoon!!! Really you should draw some yourself and who knows you might even enjoy the experience you Woman-hating, Moonmad, foulmouthed, tragic-life-story Droike.
I found you post funny when you said theres nothing good in being a hacker. You like most confuse hacker with cracker. The press and fools like yourself may call Gary McKinnon a hacker but in reality hes a cracker. Hackers are the good guys and nothing like crackers at all.
There is a community, a shared culture, of expert programmers and networking wizards that traces its history back through decades to the first time-sharing minicomputers and the earliest ARPAnet experiments. The members of this culture originated the term ‘hacker’. Hackers built the Internet. Hackers made the Unix operating system what it is today. Hackers run Usenet. Hackers make the World Wide Web work. If you are part of this culture, if you have contributed to it and other people in it know who you are and call you a hacker, you're a hacker.
The hacker mind-set is not confined to this software-hacker culture. There are people who apply the hacker attitude to other things, like electronics or music — actually, you can find it at the highest levels of any science or art. Software hackers recognize these kindred spirits elsewhere and may call them ‘hackers’ too — and some claim that the hacker nature is really independent of the particular medium the hacker works in. But in the rest of this document we will focus on the skills and attitudes of software hackers, and the traditions of the shared culture that originated the term ‘hacker’.
There is another group of people who loudly call themselves hackers, but aren't. These are people (mainly adolescent males) who get a kick out of breaking into computers and phreaking the phone system. Real hackers call these people ‘crackers’ and want nothing to do with them. Real hackers mostly think crackers are lazy, irresponsible, and not very bright, and object that being able to break security doesn't make you a hacker any more than being able to hotwire cars makes you an automotive engineer. Unfortunately, many journalists and writers have been fooled into using the word ‘hacker’ to describe crackers; this irritates real hackers no end.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
I dont think you will ever get it though.
John Drake- Posts : 1624
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OK point taken, but who the hell is this person???
Enlighten me, for some people might think otherwise.
Enlighten me, for some people might think otherwise.
Lady Tis-Shine- Posts : 1773
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Tiswas wrote:OK point taken, but who the hell is this person???
Enlighten me, for some people might think otherwise.
Some people might think otherwise what? Most your posts make no sense.
Its Handbags Hero lol
Leave Asperger's to me!
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Droike wrote:It's 1997 and your downloading Pokemon porn on your 56k modem. The zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You have been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants getting ready for the bigest five knuckle shuffle of your life. At that moment guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING MCKINNON.
This sounds like a life story of yours, and Pokemon is a cartoon. Hey why are you talking about cartoons and porn, this sounds sinister!
Lady Tis-Shine- Posts : 1773
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Tiswas your a f ucking freak.
Sounds sinister lol well how does dancing round and vandlising garves in the middle of the night sound. Thats what you say you get up to you f ucking freak.
Sounds sinister lol well how does dancing round and vandlising garves in the middle of the night sound. Thats what you say you get up to you f ucking freak.
John Drake- Posts : 1624
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Droike is really losing it! He's now just babbling incohearently!
Hagbard Celine- Posts : 250
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Hagbard Celine wrote:Droike is really losing it! He's now just babbling incohearently!
Says the man who believes the world is run by 12 foot lizards from outer space.
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John Drake- Posts : 1624
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DRIUKE your a lonely sole
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