Life Takes Some Strange Turns Eh...!!!

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:09 pm

Well Today At The End Of Work,
Some Old Boys Turned Up To Buy Some Trees,

It Was At The End Of The Day So I Took The Old Boy Up On The Quad,
To Sort Out Some Norway Spruce (Christmas Trees)

I Said To Him Have These And Get Out Of The Gate Before The Secratary Turns Up...

He Wasn't Having It And Gave Me A "Whitney Fiver" £20 Quid...

Guess Who Was In The Transit Van With Him...

Steamboat Tony...

He Told Me He Got Beat Up At The Barge Inn By Someone Called Gold Tooth...

A London Chav....

Seems To Me From What I Heard That Place Has Gone A Bit Shit...

Which Is Unfortunate Because That Place Is Pretty Good...

But It Will Become A Place For Part-Timers...

A Sanitised Version Of Canal Life....

Which Is Good For Buisness But Bad For All Round Good Vibes....

Yes The People That Provide The Good Vibes Are A Bit Crazy...

But That's Their Choice To Be Dropouts,Circle Makers, Whatever...

Shamen Out To Make A Bit Of Spondoolie And Spread The Wealth (Drugs etc)

Around The Folks That Are Into It....

It's Was/Is The Only Decent Thing We Got Left In This Country....

Even If There Are A Few Arseholes There...!!!

cthulhu

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:36 pm

The Beauty Of Not Getting Payed Enough...

Is There Are Oppurtunities To Make Your Wage Up A Bit,

By Being A Bit Stealthy...!!!

I Would Rather Get Paid A Decent Amount Of Money Per Hour,

But If It's Good Enough For The Gyppos Why Not....

I Earned £800 Quid The Other Day By Stealth/Scrap/Logs...

All Going Towards My Boat...!!!

thumbs up

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:49 pm

And You Know With This Shit,

Even On A Very Minor Scale...

You Become The Scoundrel That You Never Wanted To Become...

A Sort Of Robbin Hood With Big Pockets...!!!

cthulhu

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:09 pm

Well I Have Never Been That Interested In Money...

But I Was Always Interested In Having A Good Time...

Life Takes Some Strange Turns Eh...!!! Stives

This Used To Be My Patch,
Porthminster Beach In St Ives...

But I Was A Runner Or A Gofer,

Could Always Get Stuff For People And Always Got To Go To The Parties....

But I Got Out Of That Shit Because I Saw The Gofers Are Not Really Prone To Longlevity,

Great When You Are Young Though...!!!

cthulhu

Ciggy Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:28 pm

800 quid in a day. I'm in the wrong bleedin profession!

Billy Ruben Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:52 pm

Ciggy wrote:800 quid in a day. I'm in the wrong bleedin profession!

$1600 that is here...at least he's doing the cool thing and gettin' that boat. thumbs up

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:41 pm

Ciggy wrote:800 quid in a day. I'm in the wrong bleedin profession!

Yes I Know That Could Be Considered Theft...

But No Apologies To A Corrupt Capitalist...

I Picked Those Seeds...
I Processed Them...
I Grew Them And Nurtured Them...
I Weeded Them...
I Dug Them Up And Sold Them...!!!

Same With The Logs...

I Cut The Trees Down...
I Chainsawed The Wood...
I Split The Logs...

My Time And Money Was Invested In This Endevour...!!!

So I Don't Feel The Guilt Over Getting My Investment Back...

Maybe If I Had Been Paid Fairly In The First Place I Wouldn't Have To Resort To The Re-Distribution Of Wealth...!!!

But I Wasn't So I Did...!!!

It's Not Like A Jewish/Capitalist Ripoff...!!!

I Actually Did The Hard Graft....!!!!

rolling pin

Billy Ruben Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:14 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:800 quid in a day. I'm in the wrong bleedin profession!

$1600 that is here...at least he's doing the cool thing and gettin' that boat.

or put it on a winning horse...

or a good investment...

Ciggy Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:44 am

I'm trying to become psychic so I can make my living at successful gambling.

Billy Ruben Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:49 am

Ciggy wrote:I'm trying to become psychic so I can make my living at successful gambling.

You'd be better off with the claymores and M16's for armoured van heist.You know you'll hit pay day... thumbs up

Chopper license?

Aerial crane too! thumbs up

Ciggy Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:04 am

Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:I'm trying to become psychic so I can make my living at successful gambling.

You'd be better off with the claymores and M16's for armoured van heist.You know you'll hit pay day...

Chopper license?

Aerial crane too!

I dinna relish working with my former suppliers of said armaments.

Billy Ruben Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:09 am

Ciggy wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:I'm trying to become psychic so I can make my living at successful gambling.

You'd be better off with the claymores and M16's for armoured van heist.You know you'll hit pay day...

Chopper license?

Aerial crane too!

I dinna relish working with my former suppliers of said armaments.

Yes,but they could be put to good use,the weapons that is.You have'nt found a Johnno mate in my life...in regards to psychic gambling?...Mind your business,unless he says yes,kidding,with the pushiness.
You're closer to the black brotherhood,you're better at psychological attacks,than dancing with the fairies...but you're cool.

Billy Ruben Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:27 am

Ciggy wrote:I'm trying to become psychic so I can make my living at successful gambling.

Ok,it's not like exposing National Security.
Johnno in the Railways,used to take me gambling for good luck.I did'nt have a cent by then,cause I was bummed on drugs.
I used to goto Maiden Races,pick an unboxed Triffecta,and he'd split the winnings from me.$1 would become,$120 upto $400-600 at a time.
Paid for a lot of good speed that way,plus the copper I nicked at times.

*oh,he boxed them at times for a little extra.

Ciggy Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:28 am

The only psychological attacks I know how to do involve finding out what people are afraid of, and hitting that button repeatedly. It's rather low tech.

Billy Ruben Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:53 am

Ciggy wrote:The only psychological attacks I know how to do involve finding out what people are afraid of, and hitting that button repeatedly. It's rather low tech.

Oh!

Ciggy Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:14 am

Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:The only psychological attacks I know how to do involve finding out what people are afraid of, and hitting that button repeatedly. It's rather low tech.

Oh!

Tizzie's involvement in the occult is due to the fact she fears it. So I indulge her superstitions and lead her to believe there are armies of demons out to get her. It's like shouting "BOO" in a darkened room.

Billy Ruben Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:14 am

Ciggy wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:The only psychological attacks I know how to do involve finding out what people are afraid of, and hitting that button repeatedly. It's rather low tech.

Oh!

Tizzie's involvement in the occult is due to the fact she fears it. So I indulge her superstitions and lead her to believe there are armies of demons out to get her. It's like shouting "BOO" in a darkened room.

she is a demon when she goes off.
Scared me by PM one day,I reported her,I was'nt up for astral sparring.
Hmmm,I look like a piss-ant now.
My bad.

Billy Ruben Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:07 am

Ciggy wrote:I'm trying to become psychic so I can make my living at successful gambling.

The best money to be made in the psychic realms is as a left-hand path hitman.But it's shocking for your kharma and anal integrity.

jawdrop

Billy Ruben Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:10 am

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! wrote:The Beauty Of Not Getting Payed Enough...

Is There Are Oppurtunities To Make Your Wage Up A Bit,

By Being A Bit Stealthy...!!!

I Would Rather Get Paid A Decent Amount Of Money Per Hour,

But If It's Good Enough For The Gyppos Why Not....

I Earned £800 Quid The Other Day By Stealth/Scrap/Logs...

All Going Towards My Boat...!!!

Speaking of scrap,you really blundered last year.I'd be at the Olympics site,as they tear up old roads,foot-paths and buildings,those undreground electrical feeder cables are worth about 6-8 dollars a kilo for scrap copper.Wish I had my head straight when you done this thread.Of course,I wanted my 5% cut for info to lead you to it...Damn.

damn

Billy Ruben Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:12 am

Usually have a lead casing to,very little waste with maximum profit...

daddlepoms Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:32 am

anal intergrity is out the window once you get a prostate exam & when he pushes the button you shot you artillery

Billy Ruben Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:13 pm

K-Federino wrote:anal intergrity is out the window once you get a prostate exam & when he pushes the button you shot you artillery

and how,isn't it just the mother-load...

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