Who Lives In A House Like This...Up The Pub On A Friday Night...!!!
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Who Lives In A House Like This...Up The Pub On A Friday Night...!!!
Who Lives In A House Like This...
My Experiences Up The Local...
To Follow If I Don't Fall Asleep...
Murder, Mayhem, Merriment, Miscarriadges And Misfortune...!!!
My Experiences Up The Local...
To Follow If I Don't Fall Asleep...
Murder, Mayhem, Merriment, Miscarriadges And Misfortune...!!!
Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!!- Posts : 666
Join date : 2010-01-31
Location : Knutsford, Service Station...!!!
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The Music....
By A Cover Band Of Course...!!!
By A Cover Band Of Course...!!!
Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!!- Posts : 666
Join date : 2010-01-31
Location : Knutsford, Service Station...!!!
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Oh Well...What I Really Wanted To Say,
Was That I Bumped Into My Old Girlfreind Last Night...
She Has Gone From Cameron Diaz...
To Roseanne Barr In Three Short Years...
Two Marriages And Two Kids(And An ASBO Probably) Helped That Along The Way...
But Her Laugh Was Still Infectious...
Like T.B.
And The Thought Crossed My Mind...
"Would I...???"
Yeah... Why Not...!!!
Oh Well I Suppose She Thought I Was No Oil Painting Too....
I Now Think Of Myself As Albert Steptoe...
But I Think Iv'e Grown Into My Skin...
And My Ambition In This Life Was To Be A Miserable Old C.U.N.T.
Like Me Old Gramp... God Rest His Soul...!!!
Was That I Bumped Into My Old Girlfreind Last Night...
She Has Gone From Cameron Diaz...
To Roseanne Barr In Three Short Years...
Two Marriages And Two Kids(And An ASBO Probably) Helped That Along The Way...
But Her Laugh Was Still Infectious...
Like T.B.
And The Thought Crossed My Mind...
"Would I...???"
Yeah... Why Not...!!!
Oh Well I Suppose She Thought I Was No Oil Painting Too....
I Now Think Of Myself As Albert Steptoe...
But I Think Iv'e Grown Into My Skin...
And My Ambition In This Life Was To Be A Miserable Old C.U.N.T.
Like Me Old Gramp... God Rest His Soul...!!!
Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!!- Posts : 666
Join date : 2010-01-31
Location : Knutsford, Service Station...!!!
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Lost My High Fallouting Post....
Summat...Summat...Summat...
Alf Garnett, West Ham, Nig Nogs...
F.U.C.K. O.F.F...!!!
Summat...Summat...Summat...
Alf Garnett, West Ham, Nig Nogs...
F.U.C.K. O.F.F...!!!
Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!!- Posts : 666
Join date : 2010-01-31
Location : Knutsford, Service Station...!!!
Re: Who Lives In A House Like This...Up The Pub On A Friday Night...!!!
Bit Of Oil To Keep The Forum Running....
AAAghhh...Bit Of Racism Hits The Spot...!!!
AAAghhh...Bit Of Racism Hits The Spot...!!!
Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!!- Posts : 666
Join date : 2010-01-31
Location : Knutsford, Service Station...!!!
Re: Who Lives In A House Like This...Up The Pub On A Friday Night...!!!
Look At This Shit...
That Was Adam And Eves House Once...
They Ain't Gonna Like All Them Nunpties Wandering About On Their Property...
Best Thing For Them To Do Is Leave 'Em In Peace...
If They Ever Moved Back In...
And Let Them See Paradise...
If Waterfalls, Forests, And Blue Skies Is Your Thang...!!!
But Will They...
No Chance To Much Invested In That Thoughtform...!!!
That Was Adam And Eves House Once...
They Ain't Gonna Like All Them Nunpties Wandering About On Their Property...
Best Thing For Them To Do Is Leave 'Em In Peace...
If They Ever Moved Back In...
And Let Them See Paradise...
If Waterfalls, Forests, And Blue Skies Is Your Thang...!!!
But Will They...
No Chance To Much Invested In That Thoughtform...!!!
Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!!- Posts : 666
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Location : Knutsford, Service Station...!!!
Re: Who Lives In A House Like This...Up The Pub On A Friday Night...!!!
Adam and Eve's house was in Argentina.
Ciggy- Posts : 2696
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Re: Who Lives In A House Like This...Up The Pub On A Friday Night...!!!
Just Bumping This Up A Bit For When I Get Back From The Pub...!!!
Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!!- Posts : 666
Join date : 2010-01-31
Location : Knutsford, Service Station...!!!
Re: Who Lives In A House Like This...Up The Pub On A Friday Night...!!!
Ciggy wrote:Adam and Eve's house was in Argentina.
don't you dare start.
Billy Ruben- Posts : 8077
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...and still you vaccuous old gits thinj lying that I'm a spammer somehow damages my credabilty... Good, please do keep demonstrating your very little brains are commited to shrinking others down to your size, it saves me the effortBilly Ruben wrote:Ciggy wrote:Adam and Eve's house was in Argentina.
don't you dare start.
true lilly- Posts : 6205
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Age : 62
Location : VICTORIA, AUSTRALIA
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Billy Ruben wrote:Ciggy wrote:Adam and Eve's house was in Argentina.
don't you dare start.
I'm serious actually hehe:
“In Xibalba, the land that the sun goes down into, the land whose Lords are the Lords of the Dead, there grew a tree which was a forbidden tree--none were permitted to approach it. The leaves of that tree were wide and dark; the fruits of it were round and heavy, and they grew like gourds along the branches. A princess of Xibalba said, "Why should I not go to this tree? The fruits of it must be precious." Then she made her way to the tree.
“Now amongst the fruits that hung from the branches was the head of a man. And when the princess (Xquiq was her name) stood before the tree and said to herself, "Should I die if I pluck a fruit?" a voice said to her, "Draw nearer." It was from the head that was amongst the wide, dark leaves. And the voice said, "The round lumps upon the branches and amongst the leaves are but skulls and death's-heads. Not as they are am I yet. Do you stretch forth your hand."
“The princess stretched her hand forth amongst the branches and through the leaves. Then that head, striving greatly, spat into her hand. "This that I give thee is my posterity," said the head. "Now I shall cease to speak. As for thee, flee from this place into the Upperworld, and go where I shall tell thee." The princess sank down beneath the tree, and the voice told her what man the head had been upon, and told her, too, what place to go to upon the earth.”
Ciggy- Posts : 2696
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I Just Got Back From A Weekend Bender...
Wonderful, Wonderful Time...!!!
Wonderful, Wonderful Time...!!!
Everybody, Loves Sod..!!!- Posts : 671
Join date : 2010-09-09
Location : Chipping Sodbury...!!!
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My New Bestest Freind, Is A Tramp In Gloucester Bus Station...!!!!
Man ,I Love This Chap...He Hangs Onto My Every Word...
He Thinks I'm Jesus...
I Think He Has Got Social Problems....
But I Am Enjoying Life To The Full At This Moment...
It's Great When You Realise It's A Bit Of A Game...
Man ,I Love This Chap...He Hangs Onto My Every Word...
He Thinks I'm Jesus...
I Think He Has Got Social Problems....
But I Am Enjoying Life To The Full At This Moment...
It's Great When You Realise It's A Bit Of A Game...
Everybody, Loves Sod..!!!- Posts : 671
Join date : 2010-09-09
Location : Chipping Sodbury...!!!
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true lilly wrote:...and still you vaccuous old gits thinj lying that I'm a spammer somehow damages my credabilty... Good, please do keep demonstrating your very little brains are commited to shrinking others down to your size, it saves me the effortBilly Ruben wrote:Ciggy wrote:Adam and Eve's house was in Argentina.
don't you dare start.
...that's AGEISM,if you're looking for a virile thrusting stud,well...I might not be your thing,but if you want a quick passionate blowjob...and if you like,a slow and steady drilling for an hour and half,well babe,then I'm your man.
Good to see you outside your own threads Vera
but if you bore me...then I won't last longer than the last song I posted...about 30 secs,and pull it out soft and unblown.
Billy Ruben- Posts : 8077
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Location : No Fixed Address
Re: Who Lives In A House Like This...Up The Pub On A Friday Night...!!!
...oh what we're we talking about?
Billy Ruben- Posts : 8077
Join date : 2010-03-29
Location : No Fixed Address
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Some Chap Up The Pub Was Ranting About Heterosexuals,
And Elton John...!!!
I Think He Was A Bit Confused Or Thick...
I Couldn't Possibly Say...!!!
Anyway They Had A Great Band...
A Really Good Female Singer...
And For Some Reason A Load Of Quite Past It Geezers As A Backing Band...!!!
Power To The Sheeple...!!!
Great Song Although Tom Robinson Was A Bit Confused About His Sexuality...
Gay, Gay, Straight, Bi, Straight, Gay....
That's Morse Code.. That Is, For Mayday...
But Gay Morse Code...Gayday...!!!
M'aidez Is French For "OK Everybody...!!! Lie Down On The Floor And Keep Calm"
(John Dillingers Catchphrase)
AKA...
(A Merovigian Buzzword)
It Translates Into French As Stick Your Buttocks In The Air...
Kiss Your Arse Goodbye...
And Wait For Jesus...!!!"
Apparentley, Todd Beamers Last Words After He Said "Let's Roll"...!!!
Oh...La...La...!!!
And Elton John...!!!
I Think He Was A Bit Confused Or Thick...
I Couldn't Possibly Say...!!!
Anyway They Had A Great Band...
A Really Good Female Singer...
And For Some Reason A Load Of Quite Past It Geezers As A Backing Band...!!!
Power To The Sheeple...!!!
Great Song Although Tom Robinson Was A Bit Confused About His Sexuality...
Gay, Gay, Straight, Bi, Straight, Gay....
That's Morse Code.. That Is, For Mayday...
But Gay Morse Code...Gayday...!!!
M'aidez Is French For "OK Everybody...!!! Lie Down On The Floor And Keep Calm"
(John Dillingers Catchphrase)
AKA...
(A Merovigian Buzzword)
It Translates Into French As Stick Your Buttocks In The Air...
Kiss Your Arse Goodbye...
And Wait For Jesus...!!!"
Apparentley, Todd Beamers Last Words After He Said "Let's Roll"...!!!
Oh...La...La...!!!
Everybody, Loves Sod..!!!- Posts : 671
Join date : 2010-09-09
Location : Chipping Sodbury...!!!
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See, they don't have any gender bender issues in the projects here in yankland:
That's you with that bad ass Benz ha
That's you that can't keep yo' old lady
cause you keep fuckin her friends ha
You gotta go to court ha
You got served a subpeona for child support ha
That was that nerve ha
You ain't even much get a chance to say a word ha
I know i ain't trippin don't your brother got them birds ha
You ready to bust one of them niggaz head ha
You ain't scared ha
You know how to play it ha
I know you ain't just gonna let a nigga come and punk you ha
Stunt and front you ha
Straight up run you ha
You know who got that fire green ha
You know how to use a triple beam ha
Shit ain't hard as it seems ha
You keep your body clean ha
You got a lot of girbaud jeans ha
Some of your partners dope fiends ha
You really don't want to flippin' heck with them niggaz ha
You come up with them niggaz ha
You stuck with them niggaz ha
(Chorus 2X)
You a paper chaser, you got your block on fire
Remaining a G until the moment you expire
You know what it is yo make nothing out of something
You handle your biz and don't be cryin and suffering
You can't do nothing but love fresh ha
You want to know what we gonna do next ha
You brought my tape with a check ha
You wearing a vest ha
You tryin to protect your chest ha
You spent 70 on your benz ha
That ain't yours that's for your friends ha
You wanna stop these niggaz from playing wit you ha
You wanna run the block ha
You wanna be the only nigga with rocks ha]
You keep your gun cocked ha
You count the money at the end of the night ha
You on a three day flight ha
You full of that diesel ha
You duckin them people ha
Your face was on the news last night ha
You the one that robbed them little dudes out they shoes last night ha
You don't go in the projects when it's dark ha
You claim you thug and you ain't got no heart ha
You came in the Nolia on new years eve ha
You got stuck in that bitch and couldn't leave ha
It was hard for youto breathe ha
(Chorus 2X)
You a paper chaser, you got you block on fire
Remaining a G until the moment you expire
You know what it is to make nothing out of something
You handle your biz and don't be cryin and suffering
You got a trespassing charge ha
That dick got hard ha
When you were looking at them little broads ha
You don't know when to quit ha
That's you with that shot calling shit ha
That's you with that balling shit ha
That's you that's taking them hits ha
That hoe don't know when to shut up her mouth ha
You gonna knock that hoe teeth out ha
You done switched from Nike to Reebok ha
You twinkle you golds everytime you leave your house ha
Them income tax checks ha
You bout to flip that ha
You bout to go score you a gram ha
You gonna treat your nose ha
You bout to go put the dope dick on one of these hoe ha
When you broke you drove ha
When you paid you got bookoo places to go ha
You on top ha
You rob somebody shop ha
You don't think you can be stopped ha
You ridin in the Benz on 20 inch rims ha
(Chorus 2X)
You a paper chaser, you got your block on fire
Remaining a G until the moment you expire
You know what it is to make nothing out of something
You handle you biz and don't be cryin and suffering
Ciggy- Posts : 2696
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Everybody, Loves Sod..!!!- Posts : 671
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Location : Chipping Sodbury...!!!
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Not Really My Cup Of Tea,
But A Staple Of The Pub Band Genre...!!!
Sod-Haus...!!!- Posts : 666
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Location : Knotty Ash...!!!
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Me And My Mates Were In The Crowd Scene Of This Video...
(At 1.28 I See My Mate Ian Grosvenor...But Not Me...!!!
I Went Up To The Guildhall With Him That Night...!!!)
The Original Gig Was At The Bilson Pub...
Sadly Gone Into Terminal Decline...!!!
(At 1.28 I See My Mate Ian Grosvenor...But Not Me...!!!
I Went Up To The Guildhall With Him That Night...!!!)
The Original Gig Was At The Bilson Pub...
Sadly Gone Into Terminal Decline...!!!
Sod-Haus...!!!- Posts : 666
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Location : Knotty Ash...!!!
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last summer at a shabbat I mooned my pastor & his wife & a bunch of other 60 yo's, actually they were all 50 to 70, lol,
we were having a nice sweet Israeli wine & passing the bottle around, she had a straw innit, lol, good old days before the mold sprouted on my happy life of painting & hit to pass, but when it passes get ready for fumes, cuz the blast'll rip the hairs outta yur nose if you ain't got your eyes closed
we were having a nice sweet Israeli wine & passing the bottle around, she had a straw innit, lol, good old days before the mold sprouted on my happy life of painting & hit to pass, but when it passes get ready for fumes, cuz the blast'll rip the hairs outta yur nose if you ain't got your eyes closed
daddlepoms- Posts : 651
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This thread needs more Canadian lesbians. Make it so, Data...
Ciggy- Posts : 2696
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I Meant This Thread To Be About Cover Bands Up The Local Pubs...
Tonight It's Up The Nags Head For The Legendary Rayguns...!!!
They Usually Have An Acoustic Night Up The Woodlands On The 1st Saturday Of The Month,
But This Week Is Bonfire Night, So That Will Be Part Of The Pub Crawl...
I Was Talking To My Mates Up The Pub,Last Night...
They Will Be Doing A Turn At The Acoustic Night Next Week,
This Is Them On The X Factor...
They Really Are Better Live, Or Maybe It's The Beer Ears...!!!
Tonight It's Up The Nags Head For The Legendary Rayguns...!!!
They Usually Have An Acoustic Night Up The Woodlands On The 1st Saturday Of The Month,
But This Week Is Bonfire Night, So That Will Be Part Of The Pub Crawl...
I Was Talking To My Mates Up The Pub,Last Night...
They Will Be Doing A Turn At The Acoustic Night Next Week,
This Is Them On The X Factor...
They Really Are Better Live, Or Maybe It's The Beer Ears...!!!
Sod-Haus...!!!- Posts : 666
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Location : Knotty Ash...!!!
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Ah, covers it is then guv!
Ciggy- Posts : 2696
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Anyway Up At The Acoustic Night...
I Asked Lee Brownson Why There Was No Mention Of Flowerdrum On The Web...
He Is Now Looking Into This...
As He Has Loads Of Archive Footage Of Messing About Backstage, Merry Pranksters Stylee...
For Now...
On Facebook...
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=378719588662&oid=19859477600
I Asked Lee Brownson Why There Was No Mention Of Flowerdrum On The Web...
He Is Now Looking Into This...
As He Has Loads Of Archive Footage Of Messing About Backstage, Merry Pranksters Stylee...
For Now...
On Facebook...
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=378719588662&oid=19859477600
McKallisti Of The Sods- Posts : 682
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Location : Sodshire...!!!
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