Hagbard Celine Interview With The Sun...

Hagbard Celine Got Interviewed By The Sun Newspaper At A Weird 11 Conference In Swindon,
This Appeared As A Full Page Spread In The Paper...


Mr Ben Emyln Jones Enjoys A Quiet Night In With A Glass Of Vodka,
In A Sweatshop Made T-Shirt...

We’ll be flying at 35,000ft... and controlling your mind with chemicals in our vapour trail

CLUTCHING mugs of tea in a draughty former bingo hall, the 300-strong conference audience await their first speaker.

The Swindon MECA music venue perhaps isn't the most obvious home for the UK's largest gathering of conspiracy theorists.

Then again, mabye they are trying to go under the radar.

Despite overwhelming evidence to disprove their theories, delegates at Weird 11 have assembled to discuss official involvement in tragedies such as 9/11, 7/7, and the 1997 death of Princess Diana.

Hospital porter Ben Emlyn-Jones is so fearful, in 1997 he set up an organisation to expose the evil.
It's called Hospital Porters Against The New World Order (HPANWO) — although not all members are in his line of work — and it has a website where latest theories are debated.

After refusing to reveal his age — he's part of the Ageless Movement — Ben reveals he has grave doubts over the official account of the New York's World Trade Center attacks on September 11, 2001, when two hijacked passenger jets smashed into the landmark Twin Towers.

Ben, from Oxford, says: "It was an inside job. I believe this because of the evidence.
Look at the way the buildings disintegrated.
Hardly anyone reports the fall of the World Trade Center's third tower but it collapsed on the same day, in exactly the same way, as the Twin Towers.
How did that happen when it wasn't hit by an aircraft and only small fires were identified?

"The US Government was involved and used the devastation as a false-flag attack to gain support for further strikes on enemies of the USA around the world.
You've got to ask yourself:
Could they?
Would they?
Does the science add up?
In each case, the answer is yes.
I fear for mankind and the planet.
The malevolence of the authorities is frightening."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3825936/Well-be-flying-at-35000ft-and-controlling-your-mind-with-chemicals-in-our-vapour-trail.html



Here Is Hagbards Short Film About The Interview...



It's Actually Quite Funny At The End,
When Ben Says
"If The Sun Want To Find Out More,
They Can Just Hack His Phone..."

Wales On Sunday Did A Write Up Too...

Conspiracy theorist says he’s stuck in the Matrix

by James McCarthy, Wales on Sunday
Oct 2 2011



IT WAS after the birth of his daughter that Ben Emlyn-Jones started believing the world was not what it seemed.

Sixteen years on, he has created his own professional organisation dedicated to peddling his ideas – Hospital Porters Against the New World Order.

The conspiracy theorist is convinced the world is run by secret powers, the moon landings never happened, Al Qaeda was not behind 9/11 and that we live in a matrix.

“I feel a bit like Neo in The Matrix,” said Aberystwyth-born Ben.

“Morpheus says, ‘There is something wrong with the world, there is like a splinter in your mind’.

“I’ve always felt there is something wrong with the world.
That something does not add up. Suspicions gradually started building up about various things.
I started looking at various viewpoints. Especially on the internet.”

Ben refuses to give his age since he founded the Ageless Movement believing one’s age is “oppressive”.

And he has filmed himself chopping up his passport because he objected to the amount of information it held.
“I didn’t want to be part of any Big Brother state,” he said.

Ben also has grave doubts over official accounts of the Twin Tower attacks.
He is convinced it was an inside job.

“9/11 seems to be one of those incidents that could be described as a false flag attack,” he said.

These are covert ops designed to give the impression they are carried out by someone else.

“It looks to me like 9/11 was one of those because the story we have been told does not really make sense.”

Ben, brought up in Lampeter, pointed to the collapse of the often overlooked Building Seven, a World Trade Center tower that collapsed without being hit by a plane.

“It’s the third building people never talk about.
It sustained moderate damage from flying rubble.
But it almost turned to dust, like the others did.
And it left behind a surprising amount of rubble considering the size.”

Meanwhile, the other towers did not leave enough.

“There was too much dust and not enough rubble,” Ben said.

The dad of one, who works at Oxford’s John Radcliffe Hospital, had no idea why.

“But one thing it could not have been down to was the impact of an aircraft or fire,” he insisted.

The moon landings are equally questionable.

“I would not say people have never been to the moon,” he said, adding: “People have been to the moon and still do go.
But there are concerns over the photo record of the first moon landing.”

Sceptics say the pictures are false because shadows are in the wrong place.
The Flat Earth Society was one of the first organisations to accuse Nasa of faking the landings.

“Some of the lighting effects don’t quite match how something would be taken in that environment,” said Ben.

UFOs are a hot topic. “I’ve never had a close encounter but I know people who have.
They say things like, ‘I saw this craft up close, so close you could almost touch it’.
These are people who have encountered these strange beings.
Many of these people won’t speak publicly about this because they will only speak to people who take them seriously.”

Little green men might not be from other planets – “they could be from parallel worlds,” said Ben, at his terraced home.

“I have come to the conclusion that some of them may be like ghosts from parallel dimensions.”

Some aliens could be spending time making crop circles.

“One explanation for crop circles is a link to UFOs.
They do appear during UFO activity.
Another is the presence of glowing lights.
They are often seen in the West country area where most crop circles appear.”

Ben is adamant there is a “secret world government”.

“This is something I think is the case,” he said. “They go by various names, I call them the illuminati.”

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/need-to-read/2011/10/02/conspiracy-theorist-says-he-s-stuck-in-the-matrix-91466-29521794/

The Irish Independent Also Did An Article On Hagbardio...

Wow -- it all makes sense now

The New World Order is over.

And the reason?

Well, this week saw the Weird 11 conference, a collection of conspiracy nuts in Swindon who believe that the US Government used holograms to pretend that planes crashed into the Towers, which is certainly an interesting theory.

And organiser, hospital porter Ben Emlyn-Jones (who refuses to reveal his name on the basis that he is a member of The Ageless Movement) says that all the evidence points to a government conspiracy.

It's the usual retarded old guff we have come to expect from Very Stupid People but he reckons he has knowledge because he is the founding member of Hospital Porters Against The New World Order.

Where did he get that idea, I wonder. Traffic Wardens Against The Illuminati? Park Keepers Against The Bilderbergs?

http://www.independent.ie/opinion/columnists/ian-odoherty/ian-odoherty-of-course-thats-the-reason-2884026.html

And organiser, hospital porter Ben Emlyn-Jones (who refuses to reveal his name on the basis that he is a member of The Ageless Movement)

Maybe They Should Have Called It The Not Very Good At Keeping Names Secret Movement...!!!

It is, after all, the IRISH Independent. You have to allow them a few misprints, wot wif the ole Aqua Vitae flowin' at full bottle throttle. They meant to say "age" not "name".