Would You Adam And Eve It...??? The Cockney Bible...!!!

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:43 pm

Would You Adam And Eve It...??? The Cockney Bible...!!!

Jesus feeds five thousand geezers
(Matthew 14; 13 - 21, Luke 9; 10 - 17, John 6; 1 - 14)

JESUS' chinas met up with 'im.
Jesus and his little group of apostles didn't even have time for a bite to eat.
So 'e said to 'em, "Oi, fellas, let's pop off on our Jack for a while and have a little rest and a feather."
So they got into a nanny and headed off to a quiet place.
Loads of people saw them leaving, so people from all over different towns ran like the clappers by land and arrived at the same place Jesus was headed for.
When Jesus got out of the old nanny, 'e saw this bloomin' huge crowd.
Now time was getting on and a little alligator, his disciples came up to him and said,
"It's getting a little late, boss, and this is a really lonely place.
"I think we should send all these Hank Marvin people to some of the farms and villages dahn the old frog so that they can buy some nosh to eat."
"Why don't you give 'em something to eat?" Jesus asked.
"Now 'ang on, boss," they said.
"Are we gonna have to spend two hundred silver coins on Uncle Fred in order to feed this lot?"
Jesus asked, "How much grub have you got?
Go an' 'ave a butcher's."
They told 'im, "We've got five loaves of Uncle Fred and two Lillian Gish."
Jesus then told his disciples to ask all the people to get into groups and sit dahn on the grass.
Jesus then took the Uncle Fred and the Lillian Gish.
He broke the Uncle Fred into bits, gave it all to his disciples and told them to give some food to everyone.
He also broke the Lillian Gish into bits and told his chinas to pass it on.
Now, would you Adam and Eve it, everyone 'ad enough to eat!

http://cippenhambaptistchurch.com/blog/2009/08/20/cockney-bible/

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