Call The Copz, Bez Busted...!!!
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Call The Copz, Bez Busted...!!!
Call The Copz, Bez Busted...!!!
Happy Mondays star Bez is jailed after court rap refusal
Happy Mondays star Bez was jailed yesterday after a dramatic court row with magistrates over an attack on his ex-girlfriend.
The former Celebrity Big Brother winner was earlier found guilty of trying to strangle Monica Ward.
But when magistrates ordered him to do 100 hours' community service, he blasted:
"I'm not doing it. Bothered."
Chair of the bench Marie Cash asked if he was going to comply with the order.
When he replied "no" she gave him four weeks' jail.
As he was led away in handcuffs Bez, 46, shouted:
"Expect an appeal soon. Victory is in my grasp."
Bez - real name Mark Berry - had last week been found guilty of the attack on singer Monica, 43.
After his jailing, Bez's solicitor Peter Etherall told Manchester magistrates dancer Bez would now like to accept the community order.
Bail was refused.
Ha, Ha, Ooops A Daisy...!!!
The son of a policeman, Bez has always existed on the fringes of the law.
A notorious drug user, one urban myth has it that the baggy icon imported the first shipment of Ecstasy into Manchester.
In court, Monica Ward testified that Bez lost control and put both hands around her neck,
"looking insane".
Continuing, Ward said:
"He told me he was going to kill me before the police arrived".
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/aug/26/happy-mondays-bez-jailed
Looking Insane WTF...
That's What Bez Does For A Living...!!!
Shaun (Pint Of Cider) Ryder,
Should Have Kept Him In The Happy Mondays Tour...
You're Twisting My Melon Man...!!!
The Happy Mondays Tour Without Bez,
Is A Bit Like The Emu Tour Without Rod Hull (Fell Of A Roof)
The David Icke Tour Without Pam Icke (Fell Of A Roof)
(Hey I'm Sensing A Pattern)
The Rolling Stones Tour Without Keith Richards (Fell Out Of A Coconut Tree)
Happy Mondays star Bez is jailed after court rap refusal
Happy Mondays star Bez was jailed yesterday after a dramatic court row with magistrates over an attack on his ex-girlfriend.
The former Celebrity Big Brother winner was earlier found guilty of trying to strangle Monica Ward.
But when magistrates ordered him to do 100 hours' community service, he blasted:
"I'm not doing it. Bothered."
Chair of the bench Marie Cash asked if he was going to comply with the order.
When he replied "no" she gave him four weeks' jail.
As he was led away in handcuffs Bez, 46, shouted:
"Expect an appeal soon. Victory is in my grasp."
Bez - real name Mark Berry - had last week been found guilty of the attack on singer Monica, 43.
After his jailing, Bez's solicitor Peter Etherall told Manchester magistrates dancer Bez would now like to accept the community order.
Bail was refused.
After his jailing, Bez's solicitor Peter Etherall told Manchester magistrates dancer Bez would now like to accept the community order.
Ha, Ha, Ooops A Daisy...!!!
The son of a policeman, Bez has always existed on the fringes of the law.
A notorious drug user, one urban myth has it that the baggy icon imported the first shipment of Ecstasy into Manchester.
In court, Monica Ward testified that Bez lost control and put both hands around her neck,
"looking insane".
Continuing, Ward said:
"He told me he was going to kill me before the police arrived".
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/aug/26/happy-mondays-bez-jailed
Looking Insane WTF...
That's What Bez Does For A Living...!!!
Shaun (Pint Of Cider) Ryder,
Should Have Kept Him In The Happy Mondays Tour...
However recently the dancer has fallen on hard time.
No longer with The Happy Mondays, Bez had been attempting to kickstart a solo career.
However a row with his then girlfriend has resulted in the cult hero being sent to jail.
You're Twisting My Melon Man...!!!
The Happy Mondays Tour Without Bez,
Is A Bit Like The Emu Tour Without Rod Hull (Fell Of A Roof)
The David Icke Tour Without Pam Icke (Fell Of A Roof)
(Hey I'm Sensing A Pattern)
The Rolling Stones Tour Without Keith Richards (Fell Out Of A Coconut Tree)
Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!!- Posts : 666
Join date : 2010-01-31
Location : Knutsford, Service Station...!!!
Re: Call The Copz, Bez Busted...!!!
Tart Tart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBE4gidlQE
Country Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVFedhJYeQE
absolutely adore that song,reminds me of the rolling hills and local country whores...absolute Joy this song,the way I try to live now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBE4gidlQE
Country Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVFedhJYeQE
absolutely adore that song,reminds me of the rolling hills and local country whores...absolute Joy this song,the way I try to live now.
Billy Ruben- Posts : 8077
Join date : 2010-03-29
Location : No Fixed Address
Re: Call The Copz, Bez Busted...!!!
Billy Ruben wrote:Tart Tart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBE4gidlQE
Country Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVFedhJYeQE
absolutely adore that song,reminds me of the rolling hills and local country whores...absolute Joy this song,the way I try to live now.
Les Internationalles, And All That Stuff...
Power To The Sheeple,
e.t.c...
Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!!- Posts : 666
Join date : 2010-01-31
Location : Knutsford, Service Station...!!!
Re: Call The Copz, Bez Busted...!!!
Billy Ruben wrote:Tart Tart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBE4gidlQE
Country Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVFedhJYeQE
absolutely adore that song,reminds me of the rolling hills and local country whores...absolute Joy this song,the way I try to live now.
How the hell do you do that...
I put the link in the flash...and all I get the link...DO I have to pay to post videos???
if so,put me out of my misery and just say so...it makes sense,I mean we are'nt paying you three tenents a month,so I understand,if it's a user pay-for privilige thingy...thankyou Admin.
Billy Ruben- Posts : 8077
Join date : 2010-03-29
Location : No Fixed Address
Re: Call The Copz, Bez Busted...!!!
Billy Ruben wrote:Billy Ruben wrote:Tart Tart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBE4gidlQE
Country Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVFedhJYeQE
absolutely adore that song,reminds me of the rolling hills and local country whores...absolute Joy this song,the way I try to live now.
How the hell do you do that...
I put the link in the flash...and all I get the link...DO I have to pay to post videos???
if so,put me out of my misery and just say so...it makes sense,I mean we are'nt paying you three tenents a month,so I understand,if it's a user pay-for privilige thingy...thankyou Admin.
I Think It's A Computer Thing...!!!
It's Probably A Pay Per View Thing...
Send Me Your Money Or I'll Send You Over To Webanarchy...
You Wouldn't Wanna See Me Angry...
Or Having A Tantrum...!!!
Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!!- Posts : 666
Join date : 2010-01-31
Location : Knutsford, Service Station...!!!
Re: Call The Copz, Bez Busted...!!!
Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! wrote:Billy Ruben wrote:Billy Ruben wrote:Tart Tart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBE4gidlQE
Country Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVFedhJYeQE
absolutely adore that song,reminds me of the rolling hills and local country whores...absolute Joy this song,the way I try to live now.
How the hell do you do that...
I put the link in the flash...and all I get the link...DO I have to pay to post videos???
if so,put me out of my misery and just say so...it makes sense,I mean we are'nt paying you three tenents a month,so I understand,if it's a user pay-for privilige thingy...thankyou Admin.
I Think It's A Computer Thing...!!!
It's Probably A Pay Per View Thing...
Send Me Your Money Or I'll Send You Over To Webanarchy...
You Wouldn't Wanna See Me Angry...
Or Having A Tantrum...!!!
Very professional of you,ask for help with using the forum,for months...and I finally got what I suspected.
Billy Ruben- Posts : 8077
Join date : 2010-03-29
Location : No Fixed Address
Re: Call The Copz, Bez Busted...!!!
Don't worry guv, I charge less than what Sod does.
Ciggy- Posts : 2696
Join date : 2009-01-27
Re: Call The Copz, Bez Busted...!!!
Ciggy wrote:Don't worry guv, I charge less than what Sod does.
Hahahahaha...you bastards....I hit the wrong box...it's not flash...you hit video box...very grizzly...yes I found it myself,nobody helped...and fluked it,again...thanks for your help...Kallisti,Ciggy...appreciated.
Billy Ruben- Posts : 8077
Join date : 2010-03-29
Location : No Fixed Address
Re: Call The Copz, Bez Busted...!!!
IS THIS A MUSIC FORUM AND WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE SO BASTARDY TOWARDS EVERYONE???
Lady Tis-Shine- Posts : 1773
Join date : 2009-02-04
Age : 54
Location : Isle of Wight
Re: Call The Copz, Bez Busted...!!!
Tiswas wrote:IS THIS A MUSIC FORUM AND WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE SO BASTARDY TOWARDS EVERYONE???
It's a lunatic fringe forum, which demands the presence of musicians as part of the ambiance. Bastardy also comes with that territory.
Ciggy- Posts : 2696
Join date : 2009-01-27
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