Hagbard has been found innocent

I consulted with the Talmud for several hours and have decided that Hagbard has committed no sin, certainly not the one claimed by my wayward son Michael. Shalom, Hagbard.

I Too Have Consulted A Well Known Rabbi On This Issue...



Rabbi Burns...

Rabbi Burns was born in Scotland, and still retains British nationality, a Scottish accent, and a penchant for kosher haggis, single malt whiskies, heather, and the kilt.
He spends part of his time in the Orkney Isles, in London, on the Isle of Wight and in Jerusalem over-seeing his shop,
Cheeses of Nazareth.

http://www.frogboy.freeuk.com/cheeses.html

It Seems Hagbard Has Stuck To The Letter Of The Talmudic Law...

"You shall not kindle a fire in any of your dwellings on the sabbath day."
Exodus Chapter 35, verse 3.

Hagbard Has Been Declared Kosher...!!!

Hagbard Is One Of The Righteous among the Nations



He Can Eat Pork,
As Long As The Pigs Have Been Circumsized...!!!

Rabbi Moshe wrote:I consulted with the Talmud for several hours and have decided that Hagbard has committed no sin, certainly not the one claimed by my wayward son Michael. Shalom, Hagbard.

Thanks, Rabbi. As a good Jew, Droiky will have to accept your analysis. It's nice to have a man of God stick up for me! I look forward to the spiritual guidence that you can bring to this forum. We're mostly very pro-semitic conspiracy theorists here.

Damn'sod..!!! wrote:Hagbard Is One Of The Righteous among the Nations



He Can Eat Pork,
As Long As The Pigs Have Been Circumsized...!!!

AAHH! That pic you posted is eenough to make me a Kosher-eater! Darling piglets. I wouldn't eat them if I was starving .

Damn'sod..!!! wrote:I Too Have Consulted A Well Known Rabbi On This Issue...



Rabbi Burns...

Rabbi Burns was born in Scotland, and still retains British nationality, a Scottish accent, and a penchant for kosher haggis, single malt whiskies, heather, and the kilt.
He spends part of his time in the Orkney Isles, in London, on the Isle of Wight and in Jerusalem over-seeing his shop,
Cheeses of Nazareth.

http://www.frogboy.freeuk.com/cheeses.html

It Seems Hagbard Has Stuck To The Letter Of The Talmudic Law...

"You shall not kindle a fire in any of your dwellings on the sabbath day."
Exodus Chapter 35, verse 3.

Hagbard Has Been Declared Kosher...!!!

Aye it's a braw bricht moonlit nicht! Ballahuilish, och ya way