8 Out Of 10 Cats Prefer Sodlike...!!!

Billy Ruben wrote:

Sod...!!! wrote:8 Out Of 10 Cats Prefer Sodlike...!!!



Yes, I Know You Lot Are Over Here Now...

But Sodlike Is The Place To Be...

Real News And Gossip...

You Will Be Back...!!!

Because The Owner Of Sodlike Is Very Charismatic, Charming, And There's Something About This Chap That I Just Can't Put My Finger On...

I Love Him...And It's Me...!!!

He Reminds Me Of Buddah, Jesus Christ And Mohamed Without The Paedophile Tendancies And The Chopping Off Head Thing...

You Love Me...Just Admit It And Your World Will Be Filled With Dolphins And Unicorns...

Fighting To The Death...





Infact When I Go To Sodlike, I Am Filled With Pure Love And Energy...

It's Like I Have Been Purified...

I Humble Myself In The Prescence Of Genius...

And That's Quite Difficult To Do When I Am The Genius...

Pilates And Yoga etc...

Anyway I Am Here For You...

I Love You...!!!

Almost As Much As You Love Me...!!!



Disclaimer... If Anyone Attempts To Touch Me...Or Be Close To Me...

They Will Have A Noxious Chemicle Squirted In Their Eyes...

And Will Be Beaten Within An Inch Of Their Lives By My Security...

I Love You...

Don't Attempt To Spread Your Germs On Me...!!!

Your expose of Stevie The Fox worked a little opposite to what you had in mind.Did'nt it.His awesome uberness,Uber-Ego and pheromones cleered the forum like a stinky winky fart.

No Sod,you are a tyrant and a madman.

Don't think US cats are behind you.We plot your downfall.Death To Sod and all heil Billy,Sodlikes true King in exile...

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:You Know Me By Now Billy...

But What Is Wrong With You Dark Skinned Folk...

Can You Not Formulate An Original Thought...

Let Me Teach You...

Better Not, Could Be Considered As Imperialist...!!!

Billy Ruben wrote:You're gonna have to pull your weight there Sod if you think you can compete with Droikes awesome Ray Of Sunshine forum.Don't even think DIF,you're not ready.

I suggest,instead of having a gimmick,like a resident "Would Be" assassin and actually employ his services from the profits of your dru...Viagra franchise and assassinate Droike.

It would certainly raise the stakes in drama and then I can make a "Follow the Fugitive thread" by using their mobile phones,google maps and Sodlikes Online feature function.

It would be great and raise our status in the conspiracy world ten fold.

Playing where's Wally with Sod and the Assassin...this'll be fun.Execute Handbag while you're about it.But you two taking on Ciggy,not a fucking hope.You see...he actually has killed,so best of luck.

But what a sacrifice to raise our relevance in this world.My evil genius...and finally,I get the keys to Sodlike Productions all to myself,Mwahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Billy Ruben wrote:Not worth the steam off your piss that one.
Droikes little Ray Of Sunshine.
I whinged and complained about Hagbards heavy-handed style,but had quite a few post deleted,one,my fave to Beezer,about when his medication breaks down and the leprachaun appears,it will seem to whisper a message in Beezer the Adventurers ear,"Kill them all" It'll scream,a magical map appears in front of Beezer the Adventurer,to slay The Woo Woo King,a red arrow points to Davids House.You then take some ayahausca
and life turns into a video game and you must get to this mystical Island,with the big red arrow to Davids House,shrouded in mist,fog...maybe smog,but wait,David heard of Beezers plight to Kill the WooWoo King and sent out Combat-18 patrols.

I also offered the harder levels,by giving you a jewish name or a Star of David.Bald Bomber Jacket,military boot shod,hard-Core punks,guarding the WooWoo king,all legendary Lord Haw Haw of The Conspiracy world and anointed King Of All That Is Woo,will be a difficult opponent to beat,even at easy levels....


Now what the fuck was wrong with that?

Billy Ruben wrote:During one of our psyche sessions and mild programming experiments,I did pro....errr,counsell K-Fed/Fujita to rape his mum to overcome his paranoid delusions that she was trying to kill him.I was hinting that he should murder her,just to remove those fantasies for ever.Thoroughness is the name of the game.I keep telling Beezer to await the green leprachauns' instructions how to kill the WooWoo king,David Icke.Yes,minds are like play dough to mold to your own evil....errrrm,was I talking out aloud again.Mmmm,so sorry...

Patsies anyone????? Worked for the Reichstag.

Billy Ruben wrote:

Beetzart wrote:I listened to his woo drenched song where he follows a red ribbon all over the place, it was awful. No melody worth anything and it was just depressingly predictable, my kitchen sink could do better.

He just gets told it's really good all the time and never gets close to criticism that might upset his delicate sensibilities. And I'm not disliking it because he is Icke's son, I genuinely don't like it.

Yes,I admit,I'd rather suicide than listen to Ickes music...and he knows it.I wanted to bash him when he sung this song,before a Canadian show,it was all about soul partners and love and nature systems or something green orientated.It was annoying and murderous inducing as "Silence Is Golden"...If you're a bit psychopathic like me and go over the edge,say once a fortnight at least,Nana Mouskouris "Love is Like a Butterfly" is good for rampages and mass murders,as a musical backdrop,if you wear a walkman...or Ipod I think the update is now.

Just saying,Beezer,if the pills don't work one day and some woo sets you off,listen to the leprachaun on your LEFT shoulder,listen intently,he's whispering,so softly,then screams in your ear,"Kill them all you fucker,do something remarkable with yourself,cleanse the Earth of this filth",Kill,The WooWoo King.A magical treasure map appears,with a red arrow saying Davids house is here,on a strange and faraway Island,just 12 k's off the mainland...The Mysterious Isle of Whiteys (only).You must duck and cover from davids endless hordes of Combat 18 troops.We can make the levels harder by giving you a jew name before you board the ferry... :mrgreen:

Billy Ruben wrote:


Know you by now...I don't think so.I still want to kill you at times,if I knew you,I'd laugh it off,or really kill you,one or the other.

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Look Billy I Don't Consider Myself A Racist...

But Someone That Buys A Gas Driven Car...

Well. Wanna Buy Some Beach Side Property In Brum...???

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:

Billy Ruben wrote:


Know you by now...I don't think so.I still want to kill you at times,if I knew you,I'd laugh it off,or really kill you,one or the other.

Kill Me, You Idiot, How Are You Gonna Steam Clean Your Floor...

People Like Me Don't Indulge In Such Frivolites...

We Kill Billions Without Remorse...

Disclaimer..Millions Without Remorse Could Refer To A Bacterial Disinfectant...!!!