Romantic F*ck Ups

Billy Ruben wrote:Jerry

WAS

a good friend of mine.I was four years old and she was 27.This is back at Lord Howe Island.

My parents hope I forgot it.But I did'nt.Even asked them about 6 months ago.They dismissed it and changed subject.

I knew too much for a child.And I don't blame the UFO's.I knew what I wanted,but could'nt have it.

That is all for now.Just to remind me to destroy your minds later in the week.

Billy Ruben wrote:

Billy Ruben wrote:

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:

Billy Ruben wrote:I do regret to admit,I used to have sexual fantasies about that hotty,

Each To Their Own,

Who Am I To Judge,

And All That Malarcky...!!!

She has geek girl charm...I'd hit it,if she said yes.

No you dork,Are You being served...and NOT Mrs Slocum niether....GRRRRRRRR

My most disturbing TRUTH will be released this week...In Romantic Fuck-Ups...I'm a little Satan from way back...

Billy Ruben wrote:

The Child with the Man in his eyes.

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:

For All Would Be Kate Bush Stalkers...She Lives In Devon With A Spoilt Brat Pubescent Son... Good Luck With That...!!!

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:I Loved This Period Of Human History...

When People Thought That Nelson Mandella Was Put In Prison Cos He Was Black, Innit...!!!

Billy Ruben wrote:

Billy Ruben wrote:

Billy Ruben wrote:

true lilly wrote:Yes, with the 43 y.o. and Under,
'Sesame Street' GAYly GREENIE
Propaganda 'raised' generation...

Oh,Fuck off.
Your mad as shit generation of homophobic,child molesting,let's keep our little secret generation,who allowed corporations to dump dioxins in the oceans,allowed nuclear atmospheric testing to happen on this proud land,who thought there was a communist subversive under every ash-tray...what,resort back to your days of ignorance and wife-beating,sucking down sherry and valium,cause you could'nt get an orgasm,unless you used a rolling pin,or leaned on the maytag during spin cycle,what return to those days of blissful ignorance.

Lead in paint,sulphur dioxins in the air,you're a real fucktard Suzy Ryan,complete and utter fucktard,but that's just your victim mentality,we are not all your uncles Suzy Ryan,we don't molest children,then keep the secret,you are your own worst enemy.Enjoy your cancers and mental breakdowns,I'm through with idiots,liars and charlatans like you.It's your and your generations fault for the state of the Earth and the molested victims,with their mental illness,out dated,old and out of touch,trying to grasp power once again,to tell us all what to do.

Fuck off and get fucked on that,they should've put you lot on the carousel long ago.

Still pro-war,good,maybe when they send your son,a student of philosophy,back in an a body bag from Asian battlefields,maybe a twat like you might finally get the message,...complete fucktard you are.

Enjoy the thread bumps and more views you evil vile bitch.

Fuck me,34 people here,there was 12 a little while ago.Go away,I'm getting paranoid.I'm going downtown,to buy cigarettes and hopefully,pick up the 24 year old cashier,whose made it obvious,that I'm cute and good enough,to supplement the ineptude,of her racist,violent,but deeply boring boyfriend,who would'nt know what cunnilingus is,nor how to spell it.She's brunette,hot,5 foot 5,looks like a dark genie and tight pants.I'm just so fucking hot and should enjoy life instead of whinging about it...

Well,
My little genie love was'nt on shift,I left it too late,she clocked off 8pm,leaving the blonde femme fatale,whom I finally scared off,giving her a copy of The Velvet Underground,Riot Grrrl chick punk and hand written links to Freedom From The Reptiles and Taree Police Their Fun And Games at Webanarchy,not the shit fight version at Sodlike Productions,which succeeded in the primary outcome,of scaring her off,for she was unworthy,a girl,and a footballer fucker,so,I usually snub air-heads like that and that's what I needed to sort out.Those two threads also contain my follicular fascination for brunettes,blondes are third,behind mousey brown,redheads,tailing at the very bottom of the list,especially fat and freckley,like the bitch at the cigarette counter,who talks shit about me and the other girls,cause I would'nt give her the time of day.
Hate rumour mongers.She's on at least three dating websites,a complete moron,with bleach white skin,that turns red,after a night on the booze.Make me puke.

So blonde femme fatale,sees me,nonchalent,calls the other girls to the self serve and she mans the cigarette counter and I just ignore the lot of them,muttering,where's my dark genie gone.I did'nt buy cigarettes,but two bottles of mineral water and chocolate ice-cream.It's a stupid game we play,who can get my attention,where I'd just rather talk or fuck,depending on their moods for the day.But little genie,she's inquisitive,not ashamed,a little hesitant about acceptance and has no idea,she really rocks my world.I like her,sort of girl,you get a job to take her out,in the car,get a bit of restaurant food,get stoned and see where it goes from there.

I know she likes older guys too and say her first experieneces were just that,cause the local hood boys,just want blowjobs,then blow you off,calling you a whore,while they circle jerk with their mates,what a low Ho she was.Fuckers,they deserve the war front,scum,I'll take care of the ladies back at home,I'm over the age of conscription now.

Billy Ruben wrote:


Well,
My little genie love was'nt on shift,I left it too late,she clocked off 8pm,leaving the blonde femme fatale,whom I finally scared off,giving her a copy of The Velvet Underground,Riot Grrrl chick punk and hand written links to Freedom From The Reptiles and Taree Police Their Fun And Games at Webanarchy,not the shit fight version at Sodlike Productions,which succeeded in the primary outcome,of scaring her off,for she was unworthy,a girl,and a footballer fucker,so,I usually snub air-heads like that and that's what I needed to sort out.Those two threads also contain my follicular fascination for brunettes,blondes are third,behind mousey brown,redheads,tailing at the very bottom of the list,especially fat and freckley,like the bitch at the cigarette counter,who talks shit about me and the other girls,cause I would'nt give her the time of day.
Hate rumour mongers.She's on at least three dating websites,a complete moron,with bleach white skin,that turns red,after a night on the booze.Make me puke.

So blonde femme fatale,sees me,nonchalent,calls the other girls to the self serve and she mans the cigarette counter and I just ignore the lot of them,muttering,where's my dark genie gone.I did'nt buy cigarettes,but two bottles of mineral water and chocolate ice-cream.It's a stupid game we play,who can get my attention,where I'd just rather talk or fuck,depending on their moods for the day.But little genie,she's inquisitive,not ashamed,a little hesitant about acceptance and has no idea,she really rocks my world.I like her,sort of girl,you get a job to take her out,in the car,get a bit of restaurant food,get stoned and see where it goes from there.

I know she likes older guys too and say her first experieneces were just that,cause the local hood boys,just want blowjobs,then blow you off,calling you a whore,while they circle jerk with their mates,what a low Ho she was.Fuckers,they deserve the war front,scum,I'll take care of the ladies back at home,I'm over the age of conscription now.