Re: Carmageddon

Ciggy Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:34 am

Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:We got em in Yankistan too.

Low punch,low act that one...

It's the most common cause of knockout or worse in the yankistani hood. The one making noise in your face is not the danger. It's the one quietly sneaking up on you.

Billy Ruben Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:37 pm

Ciggy wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:We got em in Yankistan too.

Low punch,low act that one...

It's the most common cause of knockout or worse in the yankistani hood. The one making noise in your face is not the danger. It's the one quietly sneaking up on you.

That's a Chav tactic...I look down on the bruthers doing that,bad niggaz,bad...Sposed to be Gangsta!!!

Ciggy Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:50 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:We got em in Yankistan too.

Low punch,low act that one...

It's the most common cause of knockout or worse in the yankistani hood. The one making noise in your face is not the danger. It's the one quietly sneaking up on you.

That's a Chav tactic...I look down on the bruthers doing that,bad niggaz,bad...Sposed to be Gangsta!!!

They take pride in the cleverness of the sneak attack, and to some extent I can understand the attitude. Honour doesn't keep one alive in such situations. I've been guilty of ambush and perfidious tactic myself from time to time, against larger, stronger, more brutal opponents. Following the Marquis of Queensbury rules of fighting would have been me downfall.

Billy Ruben Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:59 pm

Ciggy wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
Ciggy wrote:We got em in Yankistan too.

Low punch,low act that one...

It's the most common cause of knockout or worse in the yankistani hood. The one making noise in your face is not the danger. It's the one quietly sneaking up on you.

That's a Chav tactic...I look down on the bruthers doing that,bad niggaz,bad...Sposed to be Gangsta!!!

They take pride in the cleverness of the sneak attack, and to some extent I can understand the attitude. Honour doesn't keep one alive in such situations. I've been guilty of ambush and perfidious tactic myself from time to time, against larger, stronger, more brutal opponents. Following the Marquis of Queensbury rules of fighting would have been me downfall.

True and true...

I just like to deprive them of that "Victorious Feeling"...and knock the style of it.Use brain to trick them into rules and watch them get beat.But kicking head,when an opponent is on the ground,LOW...and when it's their turn,no mercy should be shown,they'll attract to themselves something nastier but similar in make-up,nasty Mexiacans,Chollo Motherfuckers...

Billy Ruben Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:31 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:31 pm

I'm Going To Look At A Peugeot Estate Tommorrow...

Not The Best Car, But The Bloke Is Selling It For £750...

Years MOT, And 6 Months Tax,

Very Good On Deisel Too, 50 mpg...

All The Pickups I've Seen Have Been Too Expensive...

It's The Bloke Who I Use As My Mechanic Is Sorting It Out For Me...

Carmageddon - Page 3 Peugeot206estate

My Panjero Is Fucked Now, Brakes Seize When The Engine Gets Hot, So I Have A Limited Range Of About 5 Miles,

Mouldy Inside, And Only Does About 20 mpg...

And Never Gets Into Top Gear (Automatic)...

The Radio Has Packed Up,

And The Tax Runs Out Next Week...!!!

To Tell You The Truth It Has Turned My Driving Experience Into A Pain In The Arse Every Time...!!!

I Will Be Glad To Be Shot Of It...!!!

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Billy Ruben Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:37 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:I'm Going To Look At A Peugeot Estate Tommorrow...

Not The Best Car, But The Bloke Is Selling It For £750...

Years MOT, And 6 Months Tax,

Very Good On Deisel Too, 50 mpg...

All The Pickups I've Seen Have Been Too Expensive...

It's The Bloke Who I Use As My Mechanic Is Sorting It Out For Me...

My Panjero Is Fucked Now, Brakes Seize When The Engine Gets Hot, So I Have A Limited Range Of About 5 Miles,

Mouldy Inside, And Only Does About 20 mpg...

And Never Gets Into Top Gear (Automatic)...

The Radio Has Packed Up,

And The Tax Runs Out Next Week...!!!

To Tell You The Truth It Has Turned My Driving Experience Into A Pain In The Arse Every Time...!!!

I Will Be Glad To Be Shot Of It...!!!

The Panjero is insured?.Brake problems,excellent.Got a tow-bar...even better.

You're into boats,yes?,back a trailer down the boat ramp and just keep going,submerging the vehicle.

Sounds like an exhaust leak going straight onto the brake caliper.Or the heat shielding is gone.Frying your caliper every drive.

Nothing wrong with the peugoet,good car for the climate and choked streets you live in.You don't need a big car,pick-up/Ute or four wheel drive.You don't go to the Saharahs and desert drive.I'd have a Toyota for that at any case.

You and your connections,the guy you USE as a mechanic.Yeah,bit of white will get you long ways,green did that until we went out of business.Look after him Sod,he's more important than a friend,he's a contact.

Yeah,I thought you were compensating buying that big over-sized ute,or just a really bad driver.I laugh,seeing these ladies that can't handle a Honda Civic and they buy these great big battle wagons.They kill other drivers,pedestrians and usually flip the vehicle on it's roof.

I bought my next wagon.It's a real heap of shit.$410 with a pink slip.I have yet to pay registration.I'm too broke and behind in bills and the fucking insurance company is screwing me around.Bastards...

McKallisti Of The Sods Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:42 pm

Well What D'you Reckon Billy,

Buy Or Not...

Peugoet...???

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Billy Ruben Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:48 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Well What D'you Reckon Billy,

Buy Or Not...

Peugoet...???

Absolutely.
Has road worthiness and six months registration for 750 pounds,or $1600 Australian.It's diesel,very reliable and should last 500,000 before an engine rebuild is necessary providing it isn't flogged and water and lubricants are kept up to level and serviced.

It's a great buy.

But if the engine is worn,it's expensive to rebuild.Best to buy a second hand motor.Listen to your mechanic friend on this.
But thumbs up from where I'm sitting.

Billy Ruben Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:05 pm

Miss my trips,buying pot and getting stoned under the flight path of landing jets,with their speed brakes on.
The smell of it,the astral view in slow motion watching the demonic turbulance from the rear of it's engines,Destruction and grace all in one.
The weird things that get me off...

Crying or Very sad

McKallisti Of The Sods Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:12 pm

I Just Want A Car That Can Do The Buisness,

And Is Reliable...

Not So Botherr'ed About A Cool Car No More...!!!

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Billy Ruben Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:15 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote: I Just Want A Car That Can Do The Buisness,

And Is Reliable...

Not So Botherr'ed About A Cool Car No More...!!!

It's black a small wagon and a chick car anyway.Nothing wrong with it.I have shitboxes for now on.Why buy nice when some toad just burns it...

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McKallisti Of The Sods Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:37 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote: I Just Want A Car That Can Do The Buisness,

And Is Reliable...

Not So Botherr'ed About A Cool Car No More...!!!

It's black a small wagon and a chick car anyway.Nothing wrong with it.I have shitboxes for now on.Why buy nice when some toad just burns it...

My Panjero Was My Bug Out Bag...

I Would Be Damned If Anyone Tried It On...

I Had An Axe, Chainsaw, Rope, Gas Bottles, Bowie Knifes, And Flares In There...

And Enough Viagra To Stop An Elephant Falling Over...!!!

I Guess I Just Didn't Meet Psychotics...(Well I Did But That's Another Story)

Oh Billy...!!!

cthulhu

Billy Ruben Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:03 pm

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:
McKallisti Of The Sods wrote: I Just Want A Car That Can Do The Buisness,

And Is Reliable...

Not So Botherr'ed About A Cool Car No More...!!!

It's black a small wagon and a chick car anyway.Nothing wrong with it.I have shitboxes for now on.Why buy nice when some toad just burns it...

My Panjero Was My Bug Out Bag...

I Would Be Damned If Anyone Tried It On...

I Had An Axe, Chainsaw, Rope, Gas Bottles, Bowie Knifes, And Flares In There...

And Enough Viagra To Stop An Elephant Falling Over...!!!

I Guess I Just Didn't Meet Psychotics...(Well I Did But That's Another Story)

Oh Billy...!!!

Never knew selling Viagra would call for all those weapons to be carried?
Did non-paying customers chase you down a street,naked with a hard-on and a knife?
Well,they can't say the product they invested in was a dud.
Psychotics,move to Australia,oh,you might've gathered that by now.
So full of contradictions.Swings but don't like sex.
Placid but carries weapons.
Oh Soddy,where are we going with this.So you did need a muscle man after all.Is that why you offered back in 2010.Should be more honest with me.You'll get alot more than you bargained for.Maybe the office should've given you more hours than reduce them.Now he's pushing Viagra on the mean streets of England.

lmao

Ciggy Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:35 am

I pick cars for fuel economy. A key advantage when the world goes Mad Max.

Billy Ruben Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:16 am

Ciggy wrote:I pick cars for fuel economy. A key advantage when the world goes Mad Max.

The world goes Mad Max,it's either die with honour in the first few weeks.Or be a bloodthirsty bandit,with no bounds.

Not sure if it's worth surviving if you have to sink that low.

But yeah,I'm up for economy these days.

I'm up for anything that I can drive to be honest.Since little toads insist on making statements,by burning my cars.

Maybe I'm not to welcome in this town,foolish of me,to think they'll drop a hundred and fifty years of inbred hillbilly attitudes and take a chance and embrace the avante garde.Just check the Taree swinger guides,pitiful offerings.Beating your wife is still the rage,thought that kind of phased out after the 70's.Being a 50's trend and all.

dizzy

Ciggy Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:44 pm

Hillbillies scream in fear of brown men fucking their wives, because secretly they want to watch brown men fucking their wives.
dogshag

Billy Ruben Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:56 pm

Ciggy wrote:Hillbillies scream in fear of brown men fucking their wives, because secretly they want to watch brown men fucking their wives.

That's true for our old neighbours in Taree West.A swinging male bi nurse and his fat and manly girlfriend.Their subtleness was after first meet,"would you like a blow-job?"...Her husband was most excited by that.I never spoke to them again.They put scratches in my paint and broke the window wipers.I fixed it free of charge,24 hours later in Colins backyard.my old black commodore wagon.Showed them there's nothing you can do to upset me.However,if I undid their CV joints,it would be a different story.I'm not the guy to fuck with when it comes to that.

I,if I wanted to,could be one hell of a killer and very proficient.I can do a real nasty crime under a cops nose and laugh at him...and get away with it.I can make your vehicle come apart at the right time,at the right speed,or I can electrify the plumbing in your house,without dropping the fuses and electrocute to death...anybody.Depending ,like most modern cars are,fuel tank mounted fuel pumps,I can explode those,without explosive,but an alligator clip and 20cm of small guage wire.The old way was two and a half metres of spark wire with a spark-plug.

Petty town this,the amount of cars with scrathes on their paint,because of little tiffs that blow out of proportion,it kind of gets to you after a few years.If they want to play stealth,I'll wait until the heat stops watching...then whack!I move slowly in romance and revenge.Try the cooling off period before I act.But everyone accumulates a threshhold with me,once you pass it...kiss your arse good-bye.Never seen a town full of adults with 14-16 year old minds like this one does.Petty,is the best description.

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