If You Go Down To The Woods Today...

You're Sure To Find Some Porn...!!!



The Woods Were About 8 Inches In Scale To The Right Of This Picture...!!!

I Always Remember When We Were Kids,
We Used to Hang Out In These Woods At Littledean,
Running Down The Tump,
And Having Fern Fights...

Well Anyway There Was A Gulley There Where We Used To Have A Rope Swing...

One Day When We Were Mucking About There We Came Upon (Not Literally),
A Stash Of Wood Porn...

Our First Forray Into The Adult World Of Hirsute Eighties Ladies...

Not Long After These Older Kids Captured Us In The Gulley,
Tied Us Up And Forced Us To Look At The Porn...

And Smoke Fags...

They Knew We Would 'Dissaprove' Because We Were All From The Local Catholic School...

But We Fooled Them With Our Mock Disgust...

And Our Unwillingness/Willingness To Smoke The Fags...

It's Why We Were There In The First Place To Smoke...



What Reminded Me Of This...

Is That I Have Been Seed Picking At Work,

And In The Woods Where We Pick The Seeds...

There Was A Dirty Old Matress,
A Half Harted Attempt At A Fire,
And A Few Very Old Porn Mags Next To It...

As Well As A Few Discarded Cans Of Super Strength Lager (Tennants Super Of All Things...!!!)

How The Matress Got There I Will Never Know

I Thought This Was Just Something That Happened To Us In Particular,
(Not That I Ever Really Gave It Any Thought Until Now...!!!)

But It Appears This Is A World Wide Phenomena,

Almost Akin To UFO Sightings...

And In A Similar Vien Is Not Talked About Through Fear Of Ridicule...!!!

Has Anybody Else Got These "Hidden Memory Syndrome" Of Wood Porn...!!!

MK Ultra, Implanted Memories, Alien Abduction,
Tavistock Institute Conditioning,
Or Wood Porn Satanic Mind Control...!!!

Who Put That Shit In The Woods...???

Of Course You Never Know Who Is Hiding In The Bushes...!!!



Didn't Baron Von Lotsov Used To Hide In The Bushes,

So Called Spying On Satanists And Wiccans...???

You are losing the plot SOD.

Would be nice to stumble upon something like this....

Ant wrote:Would be nice to stumble upon something like this....

You will, if you dont stumble on it, I've a feeling you'll build it. Good luck Antzy

That building looks cool it really does, it looks like a building made by Otherkin Elfs from the Fairie Realm of the Astral.
As for the porn viewing, that is serious and terrible. Thank your lucky stars if was not a grown up forcing a child to re-inact the photos cos these bastards are like this!!!