I'm opening a 5 star resort in aphganistan called the Gold Seal Tobacco & Triumph bar & grill

it will have goat stew in shot glasses, you drunk them by the shot & they have a piece of veggie & meat in each 3 oz glass. liquir made from not grapes but purple haze & various buds of the viccinity, there will be warm baths that are only wax & special mud baths that have certian coffee & cocao metabolites in em.

the key locks will be specially designed for a person's sexually riddims & underlying orgasmic body wavelengths.

The teles will be strung out the window projectoirs, that you use glasses for 3d & there is a mist shot up away from the resort that looks like a water pool thing from vegas but it's really used as the wall to project the tele off of

soundz great k-fed, book me 4 the Grand opening.

These lovely ladies would like to apply as Showgirlz and Cocktail waitresses...........k?

these men will be the waiters