Miss Havesham Returns...

Helena's bridal path to despair as Miss Havisham in Dickens' masterpiece...



Helena Bonham Carter sits, as still as a porcelain doll in her layers and layers of lace and taffeta silk, in a darkened room, plotting her revenge on men.

She resembles some preserved exotic fruit: perfect on the outside, but rotting from within for 20 years.

‘In a sense, she’s a feast for the eyes,’ said Elizabeth Karlsen, who is producing director
Mike Newell’s new version of Great Expectations with Stephen Woolley and executives from BBC Films and Lionsgate.

The Oscar-nominated actress is playing Miss Havisham in Dickens’ masterpiece, which is
being filmed on locations in and around London.

‘She’s this lonely soul who has become a manipulator,’ Karlsen noted.

Joining Helena in the film are Ralph Fiennes as Magwitch, Holliday Grainger as Estella, Robbie Coltrane as Mr Jaggers, Jason Flemyng as Joe Gargery, Sally Hawkins as his wife.

Meanwhile, Jeremy Irvine — plays Pip, the lad of whom much is expected.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2057429/Helena-Bonham-Carters-path-despair-Miss-Havisham-Dickens-masterpiece.html

Miss Haversham Has Got To Be One Of My All Time Favorite Charictors From A Book,

But There Are Often Quirky Charictors Thrown Into These Classic Novels,

Like Rochesters Wife In The Attic In Jayne Eyre...

I Like To Imagine David Icke As A Miss Havesham, Since He Split With Pammy,

And Daisy As His Apprentice- Estella...!!!

BBC tribute to Charles Dickens: unexpected endings for Great Expectations



The ending of Great Expectations has been changed in both a film and a TV series adaptation, while the corporation has also completed the author's final, unfinished, novel.

Gillian Anderson, 43, who stars as the youngest ever Miss Havisham on BBC One tonight, has been described by a Dickens expert as playing a "cougar rather than a crone".

Dickens wrote two endings to Great Expectations, but, controversially, both new productions have an entirely new outcome.
The two new adaptations are both a commentary on our moneyobsessed times as the hero Pip struggles to keep his head after the equivalent of a lottery win.

The television series chooses a "compromise" ending between the "happy and unhappy" endings that Dickens wrote about Pip's eventual relationship with Estella.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b018wmhr

That Was A Good Interpertation Of The First Part Of Great Expectations...



However, They Never Explain The Relationship Between Magwitch And Compeyson,

Magwitch Being The Criminal That Pip Gives The File And The Pie To,

And Compeyson, Being The Escapee That Magwitch Tries To Throttle....

Compeyson Also Being The Swindler Who Leads To Miss Havershams Predicament...!!!

Miss Haversham, Although Being A Jilted Bride, Was Never A Figure Of Pathos...

She Was Magaret Thatcher In A Veil...

She Want's Her Falkland Moment, On Specifically Men...

A Touch They Missed Out On, Was That Miss Haversham Wore Only One Shoe...

On Account That As She Was Getting Dressed For Her Wedding,

The News That She Had Been Jilted, Came As She Was Putting Her Shoes On...

Estella Was Not Cruel Enough To Pip...

And Joe Gargery Did Not Use His Catchphrase...

"Wot larks, eh Pip?"

But Other Than That It Exceeded All Expectations...

Which Was Great...

Julie you need to stop all the Icke lives in a mansion and drives a bently shit. Real people are getting conned out of millions a year here and your crud is not helping them. That building is split into flats of which Icke owns one but the neighbours say hes not around much. Does he have another place, who knows. Does he have a Bently, well there is no proof but by his own words when he stated how much it cost to fill up his car we know he sure dosent have a crappy little motor as Handbag claims. Just shut the fuck up with the crap and lets nail the cunt with facts.

John Drake wrote:Julie you need to stop all the Icke lives in a mansion and drives a bently shit. Real people are getting conned out of millions a year here and your crud is not helping them. That building is split into flats of which Icke owns one but the neighbours say hes not around much. Does he have another place, who knows. Does he have a Bently, well there is no proof but by his own words when he stated how much it cost to fill up his car we know he sure dosent have a crappy little motor as Handbag claims. Just shut the fuck up with the crap and lets nail the cunt with facts.

OK...!!!

Why the pic? Its flats you dido. Its tossers like you with your crap that help this toe rag get away with it.


http://woowoo.freeforums.org/apollo-moon-landing-conspiracy-woo-t24.html


Twat lol.

John Drake wrote:Julie you need to stop all the Icke lives in a mansion and drives a bently shit. Real people are getting conned out of millions a year here and your crud is not helping them. That building is split into flats of which Icke owns one but the neighbours say hes not around much. Does he have another place, who knows. Does he have a Bently, well there is no proof but by his own words when he stated how much it cost to fill up his car we know he sure dosent have a crappy little motor as Handbag claims. Just shut the fuck up with the crap and lets nail the cunt with facts.

Well Pamela Must Think He's Got A Load Of Bucks Behind Him...???



Do You Really Think This Woman Would Be Living It Up In Vegas,
With A Private Pool...???



Fiddling Around With Dolphins...

And Sipping Beer Out The Back Of A Yaught If She Thought He Was Skint...???



Fly Me All Over The World Productions, Sugar Daddy...

http://flywithmeproductions.com/blog/?cat=140

Sod-Haus...!!! wrote:

It's On Pamelas Own Website,
Here...

http://flywithmeproductions.com/blog/?cat=103

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:

Sod-Haus...!!! wrote:

It's On Pamelas Own Website,
Here...

http://flywithmeproductions.com/blog/?cat=103

Pam had her own money you dick. How she got it who knows or cares. She gave Icke thousands. Im not saying Icke isnt loaded, he is. What im saying is stop your mansion Bently bullshit so we can nail the cunt with facts. Everytime you churn out more crud it just convinces the people who are bing conned that they are not.

Post facts backed uo with evidence or shut your cunt and do us all a favour. You talk unfounded shit as much as Icke.

John Drake wrote:Pam had her own money you dick.

Proove It...Did She Inherit It From Betty Davis...???

Oh hes getting angry and desperate lol. She donated a hundred thousand or so dollars to Icke. Thats money son, who cares where it came from?

John Drake wrote:Oh hes getting angry and desperate lol. She donated a hundred thousand or so dollars to Icke. Thats money son, who cares where it came from?

Bette Davis Estate Near $1 Million; 2 Daughters, Grandsons Left Out
November 07, 1989|from Associated Press

NEW YORK — Actress Bette Davis left her daughters and grandsons out of her nearly $1- million estate, according to a will filed for probate Monday.

The bulk of the estate is split between her son and a close friend.

Davis, who died on Oct. 6 of cancer at age 81, had been estranged from her daughter, Barbara Davis Hyman of Charlottesville, Va., since Hyman's book, "My Mother's Keeper," was published in 1985.

http://articles.latimes.com/1989-11-07/news/mn-913_1_bette-davis-estate

Bit Ambigous That Close Freind Bit...???

Who cares what Betty Davis did. The fact is Icke keeps claiming hes skint to rip people off and you are helping him hoodwink people by discredoting people who do hold him over the coals.

Stick to facts backed up up with evidence or shut your cunt Julie for fucks sake it stinks.

John Drake wrote:Who cares what Betty Davis did. The fact is Icke keeps claiming hes skint to rip people off and you are helping him hoodwink people by discredoting people who do hold him over the coals.

Stick to facts backed up up with evidence or shut your cunt Julie for fucks sake it stinks.

Bette Davis and my Uncle
William Grant Sherry
Posted in: Photo Gallery by Pamela on December 29, 2008

http://flywithmeproductions.com/blog/?cat=140

That Family Has A History Of Alcohol Abuse...!!!

And Probably Bob Hope Had A Go On It Too...!!!

John Drake wrote:Who cares what Betty Davis did. The fact is Icke keeps claiming hes skint to rip people off and you are helping him hoodwink people by discredoting people who do hold him over the coals.

Stick to facts backed up up with evidence or shut your cunt Julie for fucks sake it stinks.

Oh Do Keep Up Old Sport...



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http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/bb/obrien.htm

So Far They Have Got Everything Right About This Dramatisation Of Dickens Great Expectations...
Except For One Thing...
The Elephant In The Decaying Wedding Reception Room...!!!!



BENTLEY DRUMMLE...
who was so sulky a fellow that he even took up a book as ifits writer had done him an injury, did not take up an acquaintance in a more agreeable spirit.
Heavy in figure, movement, and comprehension -- in the sluggish complexion of his face, and in the large awkward tongue that seemed to loll about in his mouth as he himself lolled about in a room -- he was idle, proud, niggardly, reserved, and suspicious.
He came of rich people down in Somersetshire, who had nursed this combination of qualities until they made the discovery that it was just of age and a blockhead.
Thus, Bentley Drummle had come to Mr Pocket when he was a head taller than that gentleman, and half a dozen heads thicker than most gentlemen.
It was but natural that I should take to him much more kindly than to Drummle, and that, even in the earliest evenings of our boating, he and I should pull homeward abreast of one another, conversing from boat to boat, while Bentley Drummle came up in our wake alone, under the overhanging banks and among the rushes.
He would always creep in-shore like some uncomfortable amphibious creature, even when the tide would have sent him fast upon his way; and I always think of him as coming after us in the dark or by the back-water, when our own two boats were breaking the sunset or the moonlight in mid-stream.

Yes, It's Easy To Create A Cad...A Double Villian Of This Peice...Give Him A Hair Lip, A Country Estate In Northshire, And A Riding Crop And Hey Presto...

Same With Compeyson...Give Him An Eyepatch, Dick Dastardly Moustache, And A Penchant For Swindling Women Out Of Their Fortunes...And You Have A Villian...

Miss Havesham Is A Different Kettle Of Fish Though...

Although I Celebrate The BBC Getting Gillian Anderson...

Her Version Of Miss Haversham Is Too Vunerable...

Miss Haversham Is Margaret Thatcher In A Blue Dress Attacking The Falkland Islands Like A Woman Scorned...

She Is Revenge Personified...

Not Some Stupid Dullard Voiced Victim That Gillian Anderson Plays...

And Estella Is Her Lap Dog Of Satan... Norman Tebbit In A Bodice...

Satis House Is Also Far To Light...

They Should Have Had Miss Haversham Teaching Estella How To Pull The Legs Off Spiders...

Rather Than Learning Pianoforte....

But On Saying That X Files/Factor Gillian Anderson Is A Great Coup For The BBC...

And Long May She Reign In Costume Drama...!!!

Imagine If That Cultural Backwater Got Hold Of Our Classics...

Sylvester Stallone As Pip...

Cameron Diaz As Estella...

Robin Williams As Miss Haversham...

Arnold Schwartinigger As Orlick...

Joe Pesci As Jaggers...

Tom Cruise As Pockett...

Robert Downey Jnr As A Blacked Up Magwitch...

It Would Be Interesting...!!!

Pip, Portrayed By Sylvester Stallone, Takes Down Miss Haversham...!!!

McKallisti Of The Sods wrote:Pip, Portrayed By Sylvester Stallone, Takes Down Miss Haversham...!!!

Miss Havesham Responds With A Random Act Of Self Immolation...



It Start's Raining, And We See Our Protagnist Raising His Arms In The Air, And Shouting Nooooo...

For No Apparent Reason Other Than Visual Effect...!!!

COULD Charles Dickens’ Great Expectations have been inspired by a Wearside tale of heartbreak?

Now historian Michael Bute is set to present new ideas on the link – including a theory on mysterious mirror-writing which appears in the landmark Cleadon House.

He said: “George Cooper Abbs, who lived at Cleadon House, told Dickens the tale of the jilted bridegroom whose bride disappeared with a groomsman before the wedding breakfast was laid out, and that he set all the clocks in the house to stay at the time he was due to be married and also the reception room to be locked up as it was laid.


“Dickens reversed the role of bride and bridegroom to suit the plot for Miss Havisham.”

Historian Joe Cox wrote the story in his history of Cleadon, which was reported in the Echo in the 1990s.

Now Mr Bute – an acquaintance of Mr Cox, who died in November 2010 – has carried out further research, which he intends to present at his talk.

He said: “Joe told me that George Cooper Abbs always met Dickens on any occasion he was in the area. I later researched the idea further.

“I already knew from my own research that Lewis Carroll knew George Cooper Abbs, as his diary shows.
Abbs was an eccentric and a mine of information on the area.
His house at Cleadon was described as a veritable museum, with the relics of Hylton Castle etc.”

But it is a piece of mirror-writing etched into a window at Cleadon House which most intrigues Mr Bute – who is an expert on Wearside’s links with Lewis Carroll, author of the world-famous Alice in Wonderland stories.

Mr Bute said Mr Abbs also knew Carroll and believes the woman behind the Cleadon tale of heartbreak was responsible for the mirror writing – and therefore inspiring both Dickens and Carroll.

“In my book A Town Like Alice’s, I explored the possibility of Hylton Castle being the location for the chess game in Through the Looking Glass.

“This was Carroll’s book which begins with the reversed writing on the mirror.
Could Cleadon House have given Carroll the idea?
His working title for his second Alice book was originally Looking Glass House.”

“On a bedroom window there someone has etched into the glass ‘The Agreeable Miss Roddam’.

“Was this Miss Roddam perhaps the future bride, etching her agreement to be married with her diamond engagement ring on the window, only to change her mind at later date?
Indeed did her actions inadvertently influence the works of two world famous authors?”

Mr Bute will discuss some of the finer points of his research, including some ideas on the identity of the mysterious Miss Roddam, at his talk at Cleadon Methodist Church Hall at 7pm tomorrow.

The event is part of a series of talks by Mr Bute to mark the 140th anniversary of the publication of Alice Through the Looking Glass. The Cleadon talk also coincides with events marking Dickens’ 200th anniversary.

Lewis Carroll talks are scheduled for Roker Methodist Church on February 1 at 10.30am, Sunderland Museum on February 26 at 2pm, Monkwearmouth Library on March 8 at 2pm and Wheatley House in Wheatley Hill on April 25 at 7.30pm.

Mr Bute said: “Despite similar titles no two talks are the same.
Each presentation is designed to highlight Carroll’s links to that respective area.

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/lifestyle/the-guide/books/did_wearside_tale_inspire_dickens_great_expectations_1_4171504

It's Almost As Good As The Book...



Martitia Hunt Is Miss Haversham...!!!



Oh Wot Larks...!!!!