Lubricated Goat - Jason The Unpopular

Billy Ruben Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:02 am

Funniest song ever...

When Jason wiped snot on a mod's jacket in the kitchen
His conscience was watching from behind the fridge
He got mistaken for a poofter outside Kingburger's
and cried into his moustache
He declared his chips horrible
and threw them into the gutter

Later he went for a walk in the park
Children ran up to him and spat at him
Even the birds in the trees seemed to whisper GET FUCKED!
There was a message for him when he got home
His mother had rung him to tell him he was DEAD!

Billy Ruben Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:08 pm

Best version of this song ever.Been after it for a long while.Spent the last few weeks downloading every bit of music I can,got a bad feeling about these copywrite enforcements...

Bad storms just unleashed,time to hide the PC...real bad.

cthulhu

Billy Ruben Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:58 pm

Oh Lord I got eggs on my plate
I got em Damn right
I got four walls I live here
Hey I live here
Now this big Jew-man uptown
He told me one day
He said, heh boy
You look at that house On the hill
That cost a hundred thousand dollars
You could be up there
You know what?
I'll put you on the hit parade
Everybody will know your name
Iggyyyyy
But man Heh Solomon
Who does my name belong to then?
What have I got? Four walls
What have I got? Four walls
I thank you Lord
I thank you Lord above this orange carpet
And the ceiling above it
Who left Murph the Surf On my ceiling?
Iggyyyyyyyyyyyy
Now here we go boys
Hahahahahah a ah hahahaha!
Four walls Four walls
Here I go
I'm looking for love again
I'm looking for love
I'm runnin from friend to friend
I'm looking for love in the wine
I'm looking for love
In anybody I can find
Thank you God
For these four walls I love
But are they secure?
Heh God! Are you above?
Then tell me who let that fucking door half open?
Oh Lord I got something
I'll tell you what I got, boys, I got this
Four walls, Three walls,
two walls, Four walls
But they can't talk Four walls
But they can't talk Four walls
But they can't talk Four walls
But if they could talk What would they say?
They'd say heh Nash the slash
Why did you leave your sticker on my
Forty-two dollar and fifty cent suite
In James Dean's head bed?
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Eggs-On-Plate-lyrics-Iggy-Pop/593B2A8BD3BD2B2D48256A2600261B69

Billy Ruben Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:05 pm

They call me Mr. Dynamite
I blow things up in black and white
An end to your charade
A button I have made must be pushed

There is no reason for the sky
When I'm on fire with your lies
So if I can win this fight
Then call me Mr. Dynamite

So here we stand
Both you and I
We're face to face
But eye to eye?
Tomorrow you may change
And I would be betrayed, my friend...

Oh mommy mommy mommy
Do you remember Mr. Dynamite?
You know that guy from down the block
He blew things up in black and white

Yesterday he changed
Today he is betrayed
In the street
On the ground
The neighbors gather 'round

Poor Mr. Dynamite

Billy Ruben Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:09 pm

Yeah, I like it
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

I'm only five foot one
I got a pain in my neck
I'm looking up in the city
What the hell what the heck

I stare at the concrete
The girders eye high
The steel's above me
There's love in my eyes

And I'm doing the things
A five foot one man can do

I'm only five foot one
I got a pain in my heart
All the night I'm working
In the amusement park

With a bottle of aspirin
A sack full of jokes
I wish I could go home
With all the big folks

And I wish life could be
Swedish magazines
I wish life could be
Swedish magazines
I wish life could be
Anything
Ugh! Aie! Aie! Aie!
Ugh!

I'm only five foot one
Unless the time has come
I won't grow anymore
Anymore, anymore, anymore

'Till I'm losing my head
I'm checkin' it twice
I'm gonna find out who's naughty and nice

And I'm doing the things a five foot one man can do

I wish life could be Swedish magazines (x3)
I wish life could be
Yeah, I wish life could be
Oooooooooohhh
I wish life could be

I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish life could be

I won't grow anymore (x3)
Anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore

I'm only five foot one (x3)
I'm five foot one

Billy Ruben Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:13 pm

Tell me a story

What must I do to take a holiday
show me a bill that they can make me pay
tell me a story
and maybe I'll believe it

Me I'm just a lucky guy
Young and free
too hard to cry

Lorna from my school she's 21
She's good looking and a married girl so
tell me a story
tell me stories
and man I ain't complaining

Me I'm just a lucky guy
Young and hard
too tough to cry

Standing in a show
the lights ain't low
they're shining down on me
and I like, I like it
just like I like I like it
I'm taking like I find it

What did they do to chill the joy away
what did they do to say you had to pay
and pay
and pay
Tell me stories
you know I never can believe them
never ever

Me I'm just a lucky guy
I'm young and free
too dumb to cry

What must I do to take a holiday
show me a bill that they can make me pay
tell me a story
and maybe I'll believe it

Me I'm just a lucky guy
I'm Young and free
too hard to cry

Billy Ruben Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:15 pm

I'm healthy as a horse
Ahh, but everything is spinnin'
And if I use a gun I'm sure to go to prison
I'm stubborn as a mule
and nobody breaks my rules
Ahh, but nothin' comes my way.

I've got a hard-ass pair of shoulders
I've got a love you can't imagine
Yeah, and what I got I double
I swear I'm keepin' out of trouble.

I'm lookin' for one new value
I'm lookin' for one new value
but nothing comes my way.

We live in the same world..
We were young in the 20th century...

Ahh, but nothin' comes my way.

Billy Ruben Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:22 pm

Fun - Hey baby we like your lips
Fun - Hey baby we like your pants
All aboard for funtime
Fun - Hey, I feel lucky tonight
Fun - I'm gonna get stoned and run around
All aboard for a funtime
Fun - Last night I was down in the lab
Fun - Talkin' to Dracula and his crew
All aboard for funtime
Fun - I don't need no heavy trips
Fun - I just do what I want to do
All aboard for funtime
Fun - Baby baby we like your lips
Fun - Baby baby we like your pants
All aboard for funtime
Fun - Everybody we want in
We want some we want some
All aboard for funtime
Fun - Baby baby we like your lips
Fun - Baby baby we like your pants
All aboard for funtime

Billy Ruben Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:24 pm

Nightclubbing we're nightclubbing
We're what's happening
Nightclubbing we're nightclubbing
We're an ice machine
We see people brand new people
They're something to see
When we're nightclubbing
Bright-white clubbing
Oh isn't it wild?

Nightclubbing we're nightclubbing
We're walking through town
Nightclubbing we're nightclubbing
We walk like a ghost
We learn dances brand new dances
Like the nuclear bomb
When we're nightclubbing
Bright white clubbing
Oh isn't it wild...

Billy Ruben Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:35 pm

Calling Sister Midnight
You've got me reaching for the moon
Calling Sister Midnight
You've got me playing the fool
Calling Sister Midnight

Calling Sister Midnight
Can you hear me call
Can you hear me well
Can you hear me at all
Calling Sister Midnight
I'm an Idiot for you
Calling Sister Midnight
I'm a breakage inside
Calling Sister Midnight
Calling Sister Midnight
You know I had a dream last night
Mother was in my bed
And I made love to her
Father he gunned for me
Hunted me with his six gun
Calling Sister Midnight
What can I do about my dreams

Listen to me Sister Midnight
You put a beggar in my heart
Calling Sister Midnight
You've got me walking in rags
Hey where are you Sister Midnight
Can you hear me call
Can you hear me well
Can you hear me at all

It was great being injured as a linesman in the railways,they made me a mailman,I spent my pay on buying Cd's,records,pot, riding through Sydneys underground,over the Bridge,up to Central,listening to this.Cheap hotdogs,$1 can coke and you'd find an ally,a partly constructed building site,or demolition,bridge or harbour,light up and trip out giving mail for the day.Sometimes sensitive buildings and a pass was needed until they got used to me.Grabbing Drum Media Magazine for the week,keep up with shows in townMissing Lou Reed in 93,but catching up 10 years later.We saw John Cale though,during Fragments of a Rainy Season.Brilliant art.

Billy Ruben Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:39 pm

Well the day begins
You don't want to live
'Cause you can't believe
In the one you're with
'Cause you know her tricks
And you know her past
When she makes a face
You just have to laugh
And you feel like such a know-it-all
When you only want just a tiny girl
And you hope she'll sing.

So you turn around
Toward the tiny girls
Who have got no tricks
Who have got no past
Yea that's what you think
And you hope she'll sing
But she sings of greed
Like a young banshee
And she wants for this
And she wants for that
What did you think.

Billy Ruben Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:41 pm

The last song Ian Curtis listened too....after drinking a bottle of whiskey,suffering ever increasing violent seizures,the complications of this occult girlfriend,Anika,his pregnant wife,it was all too much.I read Ians lyrics and get haunted,only a victim of the occult could write from his perspective and insights contained within.

Joy Divisions bassist said there was a dark secret about Ians connection with his lover....and that's the way it stayed,a secret.William S Burroughs often welcomed certain rock-stars,Lou Reed,Bowie,Curt Cobain,but with Ian,Burroughs said simpley,"Fuck Off".There's more to the story,but the band won't say,it kind of makes you look insane.A conspiracy? No,just wrong company.Ian was vulnerable anyway.Epilleptic.

Before you go
Do me a favour
Give me a number
Of a girl almost like you
With legs almost like you
I'm buried deep in mass production
You're not nothing new
I like to drive along the freeways
See the smokestacks belching
Breasts turn brown
So warm and so brown

Though I try to die
You put me back on the line
Oh damn it to hell
Back on the line--hell
Back on the line
Again and again
I'm back on the line
Again and again
And I see my face here
And it's there in the mirror
And it's up in the air
And I'm down on the ground

By the way
I'm going for cigarettes
And since you've gotta go
Won't you do me that favour
Won't you give me that number
Won't you get me that girl
Yeah, she's almost like you
Yes, she's almost like you
And I'm almost like him
Yes, I'm almost like him
Yes, I'm almost like him
Yeah, I'm almost like him

McKallisti Of The Sods Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:52 pm

The Poonani Loves This Fatty...!!!

cthulhu

Billy Ruben Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:56 pm

Song about his ex band (The Stooges) and it's members,reminiscing about the days and paying tribute to them.Beautiful song.

Things have been tough
Without the dum dum boys
I can't seem to speak
The language
I remember how they
Used to stare at the ground
They looked as if they
Put the whole world
Looked as if they put
the whole world down

The first time I saw
the dum dum boys
I was fascinated
They just stood in front
Of the old drug store
I was most impressed
No one else was impressed
Not at all
And we'd sing
da-da-da-da-da-da
dum dum day
Where are you now my
dum dum boys are you
Alive or dead
Have you left me the last
Of the dum dum daze
Then the sun goes down
And the boys broke down

People said we were negative
They said we'd take but
we would never give
But we'd sing da-da-da
Da-da-da dum dum day
Da-da-da-da-da dum
And hope it would pay
Da-da-da-da it's been
A dumdumdum day
A dum dum day

Now I'm looking for
The dum dum boys
Where are you now
When I need your noise

Now I'm looking for
The dum dum boys
The walls close in and
I need some noise

Billy Ruben Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:46 am

Iggy Pop wrote:"Nothing in my dreams,just some ugly memories,kiss me like the ocean breeze...

Billy Ruben Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:24 am

a victim of collision on the open sea
nobody ever said that life was free
sank, swam, go down with the ship
but use your freedom of choice

i'll say it again in the land of the free
use your freedom of choice
your freedom of choice

in ancient rome there was a poem
about a dog who found two bones
he picked at one
he licked the other
he went in circles
he dropped dead

freedom of choice
is what you got
freedom of choice!

then if you got it you don't want it
seems to be the rule of thumb
don't be tricked by what you see
you got two ways to go

i'll say it again in the land of the free
use your freedom of choice
freedom of choice

freedom of choice
is what you got
freedom of choice!

in ancient rome
there was a poem
about a dog
who found two bones
he picked at one
he licked the other
he went in circles
he dropped dead

freedom of choice
is what you got
freedom from choice
is what you want
(repeat)

Cigar Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:34 pm

Billy Ruben wrote:

I can't watch this video, it says it's not available in my country. Bugger! Evil or Very Mad

Bloody youtube crap!

Billy Ruben Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:25 pm

Cigar wrote:
Billy Ruben wrote:

I can't watch this video, it says it's not available in my country. Bugger!

Bloody youtube crap!

Bastards,they took Jocko homo off Youtube too... cthulhu

Billy Ruben Sat Apr 14, 2012 4:16 am

I was looking for the brilliant Laughner cover of the Velevet Undergrounds,What Goes On.You'll have to do with this...

Billy Ruben Sat Apr 14, 2012 4:23 am

A beautiful rendition of Televisions classic,Venus/Venus De Milo,from The Brian Eno and Ork Loft days.

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Beatniks....wow,cool man.

Billy Ruben Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:18 am

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