Your theories about the end of the world

Ciggy wrote:Fortunately for us the aliens have discovered a mute button, and have developed the capability to yawn and roll their eyes in mild annoyance.

Ciggy wrote:It's gonna be a grand ceremonial end to the Age of Pisces, with an appropriately gigantic human sacrifice to kick it off.

Billy Ruben wrote:
Wonder if the Koran,has something similar...

Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! wrote:Is Obama The Maitreya/The Madhi/ Al Dhajjall...???



Is He Amongst Us...!!!

The Madhi...

Obama surrendered America to the Islamic world in his speech to apologize for America’s existence – the Arab world is wondering aloud if Obama is not the promised warrior, a “Mahdi” who will lead Islam to victory over the infidels in the last days.

Egypt’s Al-Masry Al-Youm declared the Usurper-In-Chief “Obama the Awaited” in it’s giant front page headline, drawing parallels to the Mahdi, who in Muslim estacheology is believed to appear before the end of days as a saviour, as the second coming of Christ.

Iranian Shiite prophecies also are being grafted onto Obama as a messiah to the Muslim world.
According to a Shiite Hadith that describes a “Promised Warrior” a tall black man will assume power in the West and herald the fall of the West and the victory of Islam to conquer the world.

The tradition comes from Bahar al-Anvar (meaning Oceans of Light) by Mullah Majlisi, a magnum opus in 132 volumes and the basis of modern Shiite Islam.
According to the tradition, Imam Ali Ibn Abi-Talib (the prophet’s cousin and son-in-law) prophesied that at the End of Times and just before the return of the Mahdi, the Ultimate Saviour,

a “tall black man will assume the reins of government in the West.” Commanding “the strongest army on earth,” the new ruler in the West will carry “a clear sign” from the third imam, whose name was Hussein Ibn Ali.

The tradition concludes: “Shiites should have no doubt that he is with us.”

In a curious coincidence Obama’s first and second names—Barack Hussein—mean “the blessing of Hussein” in Arabic and Persian.


His family name, Obama, written in the Persian alphabet, reads O Ba Ma, which means “he is with us,” the magic formula in Majlisi’s tradition.

Mystical reasons aside, the Khomeinist establishment sees Obama’s rise as another sign of the West’s decline and the triumph of Islam.
Obama’s promise to seek unconditional talks with the Islamic Republic is cited as a sign that the U.S. is ready to admit defeat….”



The Longer Version...



President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad



'Divine mission' driving Iran's new leader

As Iran rushes towards confrontation with the world over its nuclear programme, the question uppermost in the mind of western leaders is

"What is moving its President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to such recklessness?"

Political analysts point to the fact that Iran feels strong because of high oil prices, while America has been weakened by the insurgency in Iraq.

But listen carefully to the utterances of Mr Ahmadinejad - recently described by President George W Bush as an "odd man" - and there is another dimension, a religious messianism that, some suspect, is giving the Iranian leader a dangerous sense of divine mission.

In November, the country was startled by a video showing Mr Ahmadinejad telling a cleric that he had felt the hand of God entrancing world leaders as he delivered a speech to the UN General Assembly last September.

When an aircraft crashed in Teheran last month, killing 108 people, Mr Ahmadinejad promised an investigation.
But he also thanked the dead, saying:

"What is important is that they have shown the way to martyrdom which we must follow."

The most remarkable aspect of Mr Ahmadinejad's piety is his devotion to the Hidden Imam, the Messiah-like figure of Shia Islam, and the president's belief that his government must prepare the country for his return.

One of the first acts of Mr Ahmadinejad's government was to donate about £10 million to the Jamkaran mosque, a popular pilgrimage site where the pious come to drop messages to the Hidden Imam into a holy well.

All streams of Islam believe in a divine saviour, known as the Mahdi, who will appear at the End of Days.
A common rumour - denied by the government but widely believed - is that Mr Ahmadinejad and his cabinet have signed a "contract" pledging themselves to work for the return of the Mahdi and sent it to Jamkaran.

Iran's dominant "Twelver" sect believes this will be Mohammed ibn Hasan, regarded as the 12th Imam, or righteous descendant of the Prophet Mohammad.

He is said to have gone into "occlusion" in the ninth century, at the age of five.
His return will be preceded by cosmic chaos, war and bloodshed.
After a cataclysmic confrontation with evil and darkness, the Mahdi will lead the world to an era of universal peace.

This is similar to the Christian vision of the Apocalypse.

Indeed, the Hidden Imam is expected to return in the company of Jesus.

Mr Ahmadinejad appears to believe that these events are close at hand and that ordinary mortals can influence the divine timetable.

The prospect of such a man obtaining nuclear weapons is worrying.
The unspoken question is this: is Mr Ahmadinejad now tempting a clash with the West because he feels safe in the belief of the imminent return of the Hidden Imam?

Worse, might he be trying to provoke chaos in the hope of hastening his reappearance?

The 49-year-old Mr Ahmadinejad, a former top engineering student, member of the Revolutionary Guards and mayor of Teheran, overturned Iranian politics after unexpectedly winning last June's presidential elections.

The main rift is no longer between "reformists" and "hardliners", but between the clerical establishment and Mr Ahmadinejad's brand of revolutionary populism and superstition.

Its most remarkable manifestation came with Mr Ahmadinejad's international debut, his speech to the United Nations.

World leaders had expected a conciliatory proposal to defuse the nuclear crisis after Teheran had restarted another part of its nuclear programme in August.

Instead, they heard the president speak in apocalyptic terms of Iran struggling against an evil West that sought to promote "state terrorism", impose "the logic of the dark ages" and divide the world into "light and dark countries".



The speech ended with the messianic appeal to God to "hasten the emergence of your last repository, the Promised One, that perfect and pure human being, the one that will fill this world with justice and peace".

In a video distributed by an Iranian web site in November, Mr Ahmadinejad described how one of his Iranian colleagues had claimed to have seen a glow of light around the president as he began his speech to the UN.

"They were astonished, as if a hand held them there and made them sit.
It had opened their eyes and ears for the message of the Islamic Republic."

Western officials said the real reason for any open-eyed stares from delegates was that "they couldn't believe what they were hearing from Ahmadinejad".

Their sneaking suspicion is that Iran's president actually relishes a clash with the West in the conviction that it would rekindle the spirit of the Islamic revolution and - who knows - speed up the arrival of the Hidden Imam.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...050703587.html

Some Signs Of The Madhi

From the hadiths,

we gather that al-Mahdi will have a broad forehead and a prominent nose.

Other hadiths ascribe to him a regular height,
an Arab complexion,
a glittering face,
about the age of 40,
and has a black mole on his cheek.




Interesting This Was On Fox News The Other Day...

I Was Quite Surprised That Hitler Was Instrumental In Changing The Name Of Persia,
To Iran,
(Ayran In Farsi...!!!)

http://crazymotion.net/part-1-israel-iran-war-the-mahdi-and-the-antichrist-mahmoud-ahmadinejad-and-obama/wAubh_e3tSB8jAy.html

Billy Ruben wrote:I'll get reading,alot of people think Obama is a Egyptian Pharoh reincarnated...

This is a tomb dated four thousand 600 years ago.
And the person who is back here, his name is Kar.
His name is written in hyroglypic
He Was The Overseer To The Building Of The Great Pyramid...

Everybody, Loves Sod..!!! wrote:

Billy Ruben wrote:
Wonder if the Koran,has something similar...

Not The Koran As Such But The Hadiths Speak Of The Madhi...

Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! wrote:Is Obama The Maitreya/The Madhi/ Al Dhajjall...???



Is He Amongst Us...!!!

The Madhi...

Obama surrendered America to the Islamic world in his speech to apologize for America’s existence – the Arab world is wondering aloud if Obama is not the promised warrior, a “Mahdi” who will lead Islam to victory over the infidels in the last days.

Egypt’s Al-Masry Al-Youm declared the Usurper-In-Chief “Obama the Awaited” in it’s giant front page headline, drawing parallels to the Mahdi, who in Muslim estacheology is believed to appear before the end of days as a saviour, as the second coming of Christ.

Iranian Shiite prophecies also are being grafted onto Obama as a messiah to the Muslim world.
According to a Shiite Hadith that describes a “Promised Warrior” a tall black man will assume power in the West and herald the fall of the West and the victory of Islam to conquer the world.

The tradition comes from Bahar al-Anvar (meaning Oceans of Light) by Mullah Majlisi, a magnum opus in 132 volumes and the basis of modern Shiite Islam.
According to the tradition, Imam Ali Ibn Abi-Talib (the prophet’s cousin and son-in-law) prophesied that at the End of Times and just before the return of the Mahdi, the Ultimate Saviour,

a “tall black man will assume the reins of government in the West.” Commanding “the strongest army on earth,” the new ruler in the West will carry “a clear sign” from the third imam, whose name was Hussein Ibn Ali.

The tradition concludes: “Shiites should have no doubt that he is with us.”

In a curious coincidence Obama’s first and second names—Barack Hussein—mean “the blessing of Hussein” in Arabic and Persian.


His family name, Obama, written in the Persian alphabet, reads O Ba Ma, which means “he is with us,” the magic formula in Majlisi’s tradition.

Mystical reasons aside, the Khomeinist establishment sees Obama’s rise as another sign of the West’s decline and the triumph of Islam.
Obama’s promise to seek unconditional talks with the Islamic Republic is cited as a sign that the U.S. is ready to admit defeat….”



The Longer Version...



President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad



'Divine mission' driving Iran's new leader

As Iran rushes towards confrontation with the world over its nuclear programme, the question uppermost in the mind of western leaders is

"What is moving its President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to such recklessness?"

Political analysts point to the fact that Iran feels strong because of high oil prices, while America has been weakened by the insurgency in Iraq.

But listen carefully to the utterances of Mr Ahmadinejad - recently described by President George W Bush as an "odd man" - and there is another dimension, a religious messianism that, some suspect, is giving the Iranian leader a dangerous sense of divine mission.

In November, the country was startled by a video showing Mr Ahmadinejad telling a cleric that he had felt the hand of God entrancing world leaders as he delivered a speech to the UN General Assembly last September.

When an aircraft crashed in Teheran last month, killing 108 people, Mr Ahmadinejad promised an investigation.
But he also thanked the dead, saying:

"What is important is that they have shown the way to martyrdom which we must follow."

The most remarkable aspect of Mr Ahmadinejad's piety is his devotion to the Hidden Imam, the Messiah-like figure of Shia Islam, and the president's belief that his government must prepare the country for his return.

One of the first acts of Mr Ahmadinejad's government was to donate about £10 million to the Jamkaran mosque, a popular pilgrimage site where the pious come to drop messages to the Hidden Imam into a holy well.

All streams of Islam believe in a divine saviour, known as the Mahdi, who will appear at the End of Days.
A common rumour - denied by the government but widely believed - is that Mr Ahmadinejad and his cabinet have signed a "contract" pledging themselves to work for the return of the Mahdi and sent it to Jamkaran.

Iran's dominant "Twelver" sect believes this will be Mohammed ibn Hasan, regarded as the 12th Imam, or righteous descendant of the Prophet Mohammad.

He is said to have gone into "occlusion" in the ninth century, at the age of five.
His return will be preceded by cosmic chaos, war and bloodshed.
After a cataclysmic confrontation with evil and darkness, the Mahdi will lead the world to an era of universal peace.

This is similar to the Christian vision of the Apocalypse.

Indeed, the Hidden Imam is expected to return in the company of Jesus.

Mr Ahmadinejad appears to believe that these events are close at hand and that ordinary mortals can influence the divine timetable.

The prospect of such a man obtaining nuclear weapons is worrying.
The unspoken question is this: is Mr Ahmadinejad now tempting a clash with the West because he feels safe in the belief of the imminent return of the Hidden Imam?

Worse, might he be trying to provoke chaos in the hope of hastening his reappearance?

The 49-year-old Mr Ahmadinejad, a former top engineering student, member of the Revolutionary Guards and mayor of Teheran, overturned Iranian politics after unexpectedly winning last June's presidential elections.

The main rift is no longer between "reformists" and "hardliners", but between the clerical establishment and Mr Ahmadinejad's brand of revolutionary populism and superstition.

Its most remarkable manifestation came with Mr Ahmadinejad's international debut, his speech to the United Nations.

World leaders had expected a conciliatory proposal to defuse the nuclear crisis after Teheran had restarted another part of its nuclear programme in August.

Instead, they heard the president speak in apocalyptic terms of Iran struggling against an evil West that sought to promote "state terrorism", impose "the logic of the dark ages" and divide the world into "light and dark countries".



The speech ended with the messianic appeal to God to "hasten the emergence of your last repository, the Promised One, that perfect and pure human being, the one that will fill this world with justice and peace".

In a video distributed by an Iranian web site in November, Mr Ahmadinejad described how one of his Iranian colleagues had claimed to have seen a glow of light around the president as he began his speech to the UN.

"They were astonished, as if a hand held them there and made them sit.
It had opened their eyes and ears for the message of the Islamic Republic."

Western officials said the real reason for any open-eyed stares from delegates was that "they couldn't believe what they were hearing from Ahmadinejad".

Their sneaking suspicion is that Iran's president actually relishes a clash with the West in the conviction that it would rekindle the spirit of the Islamic revolution and - who knows - speed up the arrival of the Hidden Imam.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...050703587.html

Some Signs Of The Madhi

From the hadiths,

we gather that al-Mahdi will have a broad forehead and a prominent nose.

Other hadiths ascribe to him a regular height,
an Arab complexion,
a glittering face,
about the age of 40,
and has a black mole on his cheek.




Interesting This Was On Fox News The Other Day...

I Was Quite Surprised That Hitler Was Instrumental In Changing The Name Of Persia,
To Iran,
(Ayran In Farsi...!!!)

http://crazymotion.net/part-1-israel-iran-war-the-mahdi-and-the-antichrist-mahmoud-ahmadinejad-and-obama/wAubh_e3tSB8jAy.html

From This Thread...

https://sodlikeproductions.forumotion.com/general-chat-f4/biblical-end-time-2010-2017-t450.htm

Billy Ruben wrote:


...thanks for that,I'll get the local Burger King,to fix this Heifer of the Apocalypse...


got any other Armageddon saboutage up your sleeve,that was too easy to rectify.

Billy Ruben wrote:

Billy Ruben wrote:


...thanks for that,I'll get the local Burger King,to fix this Heifer of the Apocalypse...


got any other Armageddon saboutage up your sleeve,that was too easy to rectify.

Sooooo,has anyone managed to Vindaloo its arse yet????

K-Federino wrote:intersting, but I've gotta get mah dollas before da end bros

Billy Ruben wrote:

K-Federino wrote:intersting, but I've gotta get mah dollas before da end bros

My end of the world scenario is the most hilarious I ever seen.Pure and original...

K-Federino wrote:

Billy Ruben wrote:

K-Federino wrote:intersting, but I've gotta get mah dollas before da end bros

My end of the world scenario is the most hilarious I ever seen.Pure and original...

finding a whale pooh with a hot asian mermaid riding it

Billy Ruben wrote:Speaking of Tintin and that prolific,current and happening,chic and cool,thread of his.True Lilly did you notice the meltdown Dixie D did today.I was looking for clues to what sparked it up...and seen a photo of the most "Satanic" couple in history...and they were a couple,

...did'nt you notice,I did.Everytime I hear a Carpenters song,or a picture,my brain shuts down to black and I awaken to find myself,covered in entrails blood and gore,with bodies stacked,dismembered,at my feet.And bloody NASA puts it on Voyager2 and floats it across space,playing full bore,blasting moons and comets off their orbits.I tells ya like it is,The Carpenters have bought about our imminent destruction,but nobody listens.

Oh,here's Dixie D's,meltdown...it was hilarious,not as spastic as mine,but a good 'un.Throw in dead cat,you might get a bit more out of him.Works on me,very well,You low C*nts

Dixie D's Meltdown...

Dixie d wrote:http://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=11956&page=3075

I was looking for a forum where I could say something, but I can't be bothered. I know all these so called forums are connected, so if these people who claim to know what they know about UFO's or Jesus or what ever (Bob Dean) then let's here what you have to say, or are you that much of a chicken to come out with it, why are you so afraid to die. What is that holds you back, or do you have to have a few Jack Daniels just to tell the world what you know.

People, these are not real people, they are just taking the piss.

Your a shower of fucking shitheads, that's all, the fucking lot of you, nothing less. Keep us all on a fucking string ah?

It's a fucking good job I'm only an Electrician. And what ever runs this fucking world is a shithead also.

You can fucking ban me from these fucking forums, I don't give a shit. Just like I was asked not to post on the Avalon forums, and I know you are all connected, so let's cut the shit shall we? You fucking chickens.

Bob Dean and the rest of you, you sit there so smug telling people, well maybe I'll come out with what I know the next time I've had a drink of Jack Daniels, or what ever. Your a shower of fucking idiots.



Cock a doodle loo! Let's get down to the basis's shall we? You're all just money makers, that's all. If you want to come and shoot me, you all know where I live, you fucking arse holes. Just like this site, green is the colour of money! If these people knew what was going on, they would fucking come out with it, the fucking chickens. If you know what's going on, don't you think you owe the people of this fucked up world the truth, whether they like it, or not! Cock a doodle loo! Come on Mr Ike and all your fucking, pals let's here some things from you on these forums shall we?

One last thing before I go out, if there is such a person as Jesus, and we are supposed to be in the End times, then I hope I'm alive to meet him/her, because I'd like to ask Him/her why the fuck I'm here in the first place, because like a lot of other people, I've had a poxy life anyway, I didn't even have a chose whether or not to be here, so how can any God or what ever judge anyone, when they where not asked if they wanted to exist in the first place. If I'd knew what I'd been in for and asked, I have told Him/her, no thank you very much. And that goes for my mother as well, who tells me she wished she could go to bed and sleep without waking up in the morning, sick bastards.

I think this will do for me.