Ben bell end Jones will not be getting a tan this year

Old bell end will not have it that glass is almost opaque to UV. His reasoning is glass was used long before we knew about UV therfore its not possible they could have designed it to be almost opaque to something they didnt know about. Daft bollocks cant understand it just is and nobody made it that way. So to try and prove this known fact wrong Bell end Jones is going to spend this summer sitting infront of a window in his home trying to get a sun tan. I suppose he finds lead hard to understand as it blocks x-rays but it was first used long before we knew about x-rays. Their selling UV meters in Maplin for £1.99, he could take a reading with the window open and then closed and see for himself but the idea of him sitting in the window all summer is funny. We should open a book on how long it is before he gets done for being a rent boy. The kunt should set up a web cam and call it something like fat fu cker.

Why try to get a tan in the first place. We're the wrong race to be baking ourselves in sunlight, in that fashion.

He don't need a tan, he is already half baked by the sounds of it





















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