What's It All About Alfie... I Have Fallen Off The Wagon...!!!

What's It All About Alfie... I Have Fallen Off The Wagon...!!!



I Have Been Off The Booze Since Jan 1st,

But I Got So Fed cUp Of Those Self Ridghteous Pricks At The AA Meeting,

That I Decided To Go Back On The cSauce...!!!

Since I Been On A Bender,

I Fucked A WomaN,

gOT iNTO a fIGHT,

aND lOST a tOOTH...#



Those Anal Retentive AA Bastards...!!!



Apparentley, There Has cBeen An Earthquake,

flippin' heck Thiose Suckers, I Dont Know Them...!!!

My Folie A Deux

maybe you should go to the gym as a way to seperate yourself from the booze

I was having a hard time with cheeba & it I didn't go back to the gym I never would have been able to quit.

but these days I'm struggling with my addiction to t3h Pr0n. I quit in Nov 2008 but the last week has been really hard now. At times I'm totally nitted thinking about women doing unmentionable things to each other.

But can you write a boozeletter whilst bolloxed?

Aaargh...!!!

Kallisti, Damn'd Sod..!!! wrote:

Aaargh...!!!

Whatever you do, don't do the dew

or t3h pr0n

I'm struggling with my addiction to t3h Pr0n.

the last week has been really hard now

Drinkin wankin and fightin, its gotta be done sometimes

Hrafn wrote:

I'm struggling with my addiction to t3h Pr0n.

the last week has been really hard now

Drinkin wankin and fightin, its gotta be done sometimes

Two Duel Hrafn, what's up. That was the name of a viking in times of yor.

But I have not failed t3h t3st. I can't go back to pr0n. That life is horribalis.

If you drop the pr0n and the Pharma poisons, K-Fed, that's more than half the battle right there.

Mind and body will most likely regulate the rest.

I Just Found Out,
That The People I Went Out With On Friday Night,

Only Went And Got Themselves Arrested, Not In A Scuffle I Thought Happened,

But For Verbally Abusing Some Coppers...!!!

And My Missing Tooth Was A Nasty Incident Involving A Pork Scratching...!!!

(The Good Thing Is Though, I Think That When They Got Arrested,
The Cops Let Them Sober Up For A Bit In The Cells,
Then Gave Them An On The Spot £80 Quid Fine)

The Cops Realise It's Just A Bit Of High Jinks,
And Not Really Malicious Stuff...!!!

No Real Harm Done, But It Does Make For A Very Expensive Night Out...

The Joys Of A Night Out In Ross Vegas...!!!

Hrafn wrote:

I'm struggling with my addiction to t3h Pr0n.

the last week has been really hard now

Drinkin wankin and fightin, its gotta be done sometimes

True Dat...

But I Think Next Time I Go Out On A Bender...

I Will Stick With Good Wholesome Ales...





When Me And Me Mates Used To Go Out We Would Get A Load Of Special Brew,
And White Cider In Us Just To Get The "Hit"



But None Of Us Really Do That No More...
(It Fucked Us Up And Gave Blank Spots To The Old Memory)
We Always Said It Was Like Drinking Chemicle Booze,

Valerium I Think We Called It...

Thats Why I Find It Quite Odd,
That The Booze Of Choice For One Famous Conspiracy Researcher Is Super "T"...???



And I Don't Reckon I Will Have That Red Bull And Vodka Shit Again...

Because It's The Same Sort Of (S)Hit...!!!

My manager thinks Imma super tennant. Does that count?

K-Fed wrote:My manager thinks Imma super tennant. Does that count?

That will be 5.6 infraction points for mentioning Our Dave's erstwhile favourite adult beverage.

Questioning Our policy is not allowed. You will be banned for doing so.