The Adventures of Reptile God...

Billy Ruben wrote:
http://hpanwoforum.freeforums.org/need-david-icke-action-figurine-t1806.html

David Vincent wrote:I have a dillemma...


Obamazilla and Reptile God,have conspired to invade Tracey Island and after sacrificing Gw Bush by beheading and blood ritual,decided to engage in satanic orgy and sodomise Ken Dolls arse...as you can see,he's very displeased.

I need a figurine,of peace and universal love,to open the 12 strands of DNA and reflect the moon-beams controlling Obamazilla's mind and reverse the scenario of anal-rape...and give it hard to Reppie God...

Where's my David Icke figurine...?!?!

Act now,before it's too late,for the love of sphincter integrity and notions of justice in this universe...

and to think,they call Icke a sell-out at three quid a week...and not even Mattel have marketed this Guru Genius....

Flippin Heck!!!

...and the next scene will involve...

Obamazilla and Reptile God

a Limousine...

a generous amount of cocaine

rather buff homosexual prostitutes...

and a blowjob.

...But where's my David Icke Figurine?...need him to avert the Illuminati's gay-sex agenda...



Yep,if you're "pounding the Chutney Chute",you're part of the problem,...(thanks Fistfury for that valuable insight)...



Hmmm,should really get to work on this character,much more fun than boring dragons in real life...

true lilly wrote: