I'm back from hols ok

So Archbald you need to stop using my compooter ok for hubby dislikes seeing a balding old man in his knickers sitting around the flat and yes I told you that you could use my pooter while I was away but I am back now for I AM WORLD WIDE and it is time for you to go back Mersey Side to the gutter where I found you ok

You should have picked a better pisstake name like "Titsass" or sommat.

That is the best likeness I've ever seen.

Bravo to who ever that is.

I just had fish & potatoe salad, no chips as the fish had enough fat on it's own.

Mmmm, I recommend the fish.