Handbags naval career

In a recent rant about the armed forces Handbag is now claiming he had a naval career. I wonder if this will turn out like his 12 years as a firefighter? It seems a little strange as he once said to me that he considered joining the forces but decided against it.

John Drake wrote:In a recent rant about the armed forces Handbag is now claiming he had a naval career. I wonder if this will turn out like his 12 years as a firefighter? It seems a little strange as he once said to me that he considered joining the forces but decided against it.

Maybe a naval ODO.

Ciggy wrote:

John Drake wrote:In a recent rant about the armed forces Handbag is now claiming he had a naval career. I wonder if this will turn out like his 12 years as a firefighter? It seems a little strange as he once said to me that he considered joining the forces but decided against it.

Maybe a naval ODO.

Nah , he is an anal homo. He reckons he was the cook on HMS Hood, reincarnation is a bitch.

He got the boot less than 2 months into his basic training lol. No wonder hes always so bitter towards the forces. He says it was because of fitness reasons. Hold on less than 2 months in at 18 and you cant hack it. How bastard unfit could he have been at 18? This is the same Handbag Sod had a little go at over his fitness. They were out on some walk and Handbag had to give up, sod mocked him about this and handbag said hes very fit and had no problem completing the walk (basically calling sod a liar). LOL very fit lol he couldn't do basic training a few weeks in at 18.

Perhaps He Suffered From Seasickness Or Something...???

John Drake wrote:He got the boot less than 2 months into his basic training lol. No wonder hes always so bitter towards the forces. He says it was because of fitness reasons. Hold on less than 2 months in at 18 and you cant hack it. How bastard unfit could he have been at 18? This is the same Handbag Sod had a little go at over his fitness. They were out on some walk and Handbag had to give up, sod mocked him about this and handbag said hes very fit and had no problem completing the walk (basically calling sod a liar). LOL very fit lol he couldn't do basic training a few weeks in at 18.

The purpose of basic training is to make the recruits fit. They don't wash out a recruit for "not being fit". They would only wash out a recruit for not putting the effort into it that it takes to follow the programme they out for *getting* fit. This may have been what Ben meant: that he was a lazy fukk, hahaha...