Happy Berffday Ant!

Keep the silly string away from the candles, Lilly.

Awwwww bless...... it was Ant's birthday the other day and I missed it!

Such a shame really, I guess it means just one thing!

Oh well!!! Who gives a f u c k anyway! If it was the other way round and it was my birthday I'm sure that Ant wouldn't give a f u c k anyway so f u c k crap bollocks if I'm gonna care if it was his!

He probably wasted all his birthday money on weed if I know him, probably spent most of the day getting wasted! Not really something I would do myself these days, I guess you could say that Ant really is just a hippie weed smoking not give a flying f u c k kind of a guy.

Not really the kind of guy you would want to back you up in a prison really, first taste of violence from the big boys at the end of the cell block and he'd be off like a shot and you'd be left there stood on your own to face the music...



Probably Ant would end up being somebody's bitch in prison, maybe if he keeps taking the drugs then he might end up there one day!

Are you an Icke-a-holic, Del?